The original version of the 1981 Dr. Demento classic! It is a parody of the Tom T. Hall country ballad, "I Love", which was also a minor hit for Don Williams in 1980
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Thanks to the Dr. Demento website www.themadmusicarchive.com for the lyrics!
I like smokin' me some grass
Gettin' cut with glass
Sniffin' my cocaine
and pain
I like noses full of snot
Dead things when they rot
Belchin' just for fun
and scum
And I like you, too
I like smackin' little boys
Breakin' all their toys
Needles in my arm
and harm
I like spearin' little dogs
Eatin' little frogs
Screamin' in the night
and fright
And I like you, too
I like knuckles when they pop
Screamin' at a cop
Bugs around my ears
and tears
I like steppin' on a nail
Spittin' in a pail
Cookin' me a rat
and bats
And I like you, too
I like lizards in the grass
Smelling' raunchy gas
Slippin' on some ice
and lice
I like catchin' me the flu
Snails in a stew
Armpits when they're wet
and sweat
And I like you, too
I like chancres on my tongue
Sniffin' monkey dung
Scumbags of all sorts
and warts
I like barfin' on nice rugs
Chewin' little slugs
Leeches suckin' blood
and mud
And I like you, too
I like layin' in the sewer
Walkin' in manure
Coughin' up some glops
and slops
I like beatin' up some punks
Odor from some skunks
Smellin' garbage burn
and worms
And I like you, too!!!!
WoW, I remember hearing this on Dr. Demento in the early 80's. I had searched for this song... forgot the name, forgot who it was a parody of. Thanks for posting this
kdawg925 6 months ago 2
@kdawg925 You're welcome!
screwyootube1 6 months ago
i wish the video was better... how hard is it to do a slideshow? but thanx for uploading!!!
imprintstudios 10 months ago
@imprintstudios I just through something in there I thought was funny & obnoxious. When I saw it was coming out poorly, I thought about doing it over again, but I am always so far behind on everything I do online, I decided it was more important to put the song up, than make the video look better. Maybe I'll get around to re-doing it later, though. Thanks for commenting!
screwyootube1 10 months ago