Interview with the Vampire - Part 1 (Jonathon Sharkey)

Idiots Gone Wild interviews Presidential Candidate and Media Whore Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey in a 4 part Interview.

As unreal as it may seem, this is not a parody or sketched work. It's a real life interview with a man who plans to sink his teeth into the White House.

If you don't believe me, just google his name and you'll see for yourself.

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News & Politics

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• sharkey
• vampire
• hillary
• clinton
• edwards
• president
• bush
• election
• 2008
• satan
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[dmoon10531]

This fucking retard was recently sentenced to just over 2 years in prison for threatening a judge in Indiana. He'll never get elelcted to anything now. He's fucking delusional and I hope he gets his ass pounded in prison.

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

Well, he never had a real chance of being elected for anything other than Dungeon Master for a Dungeons & Dragons RPG. But he truly believes his crap and then some.

[Harpfusion5]

For your information, Persephone is the Queen of the dead and is the queen of the underworld/hell. NOT Hecate. She IS the goddess of the dead and the dark mother, but she is NOT Lucifers girl. Or Pluto/Hades girlfriend.

By the way, he's a looser.

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

I was trying to be funny by asking that question. But if I have to explain it, I guess that kind of kills the joke. Heh.

[freakshowxcore]

this guy lives near me...thats scary...

[paperneck]

@dixiewidow please, in all seriousness, could you tell me who the pride of the pagan community is?

[wwerulestna]

A Republican vampire: he doesn't want people to tax him on his blood?

[ghostdancer1984]

@dixiewidow no shit.

[PUTNAMEINTHISSPOT]

Aren't all politicians vampires?

[dixiewidow]

A complete embarassment to the Pagan community. 

[Gmancrap]

He is quite actually the republican vampire from Mission Hill.

[WildKatWays]

Parma.

hahaha

[Dieinggod]

i dont like how you try to make a ass out of him mostly cause his beliefs i9 dont see any respect on your part

[Dieinggod]

he gets my vote

[inneruniverse17]

Hahahahaaaaaaa. Great interview. I laughed. A lot. He's just as nuts as those Fundamentalist Christians.