ELFIS Story part 9 - The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

Funny Christmas Song twisted parody performed by ELFIS. Made famous by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp. Lyrics by BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP, music by unknown.

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ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.

LYRICS:

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
so I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found
the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
it must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there,
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
and sacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said "Gentlemen,"
and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep who had
the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause I've got two black eyes
and one high-heel up my behind.
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy.
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• christmas
• santa
• claus
• comedy
• restroom
• elf
• elfis
• elvis
• funny
• parodies
• parody
• song
• twisted

[XXdetonator890]

I first heard about this from two of my friends at my church youth group.

[elfislives]

this is allowed in your church? cool!

[ipop07]

haha by far the best guitar version i found!

[elfislives]

thanks!

[Jewels1573]

Well done!  :D

[xxcl0n3xx]

Yeah, that sounds about right. This is the best version I've heard. Btw, I love the whole story thing you did. It's great.

[ann1ebme]

Haa! My church youth group sang this one year. It took a while for the audience to realize what we were singing!

[samme205]

i like it

[irishsallie]

ha ha ha

[XXdetonator890]

No it has nothing to do with my church. Just two of my friends from my youth group told me about it.