Twitter DM lament - I won't join your Spymaster Mafia!

No - I won't tell people I read your book.
No - I don't want your follower systems.
No - I won't pimp your affiliate program.
No - I don't want to be a 140 spymaster.
No - I'm not going to retweet nonsense.
No - I don't want to join your MLM clubs.
No - I can't play guitar or sing very well.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• williger
• improv
• direct message
• spymaster
• twitter
• dm
• favor
• social currency
• dm lament
• needs training

[socialmediamo]

i still love this video bro! one of my favs....good to see you perform again! catch up with ya later - the mo

[jerkoffskii]

LOL

[MrPrimdesign]

hey the picture quality is awesome - is this shot from a HD Camcorder?

[Sangnoir7]

LOL! I had to RT this one. Great vid! - @katmars

[stacykinney]

@stacykinney here. This is too funny & soooo true ! Most people just don't get Twitter. Great to have you as a friend !!

[chicagoray40]

Thats funny man, I personally abhor the same stuff, now twitter is filled with 20 million people tweeting the same godblessed chit over and over./

[modelsupplies]

It was an HONOR to be suspended with you! I talked to @PowerSellingMom on the phone whilst being suspended -we should have written a song, too!

Yes, very sick of the DMs asking a "favor". Just @reply it- I RT plenty for tweeps-I love them!

Great job, Darren =)

Love, @ModelSupplies or @AnitaNelson next time?!

[FastTrackTo20K]

That was Great!!! This is the funniest I have seen in a LONG TIME! 140 Mafia!!! SO true man! I have watched this about 5 times already will share.

[wytchmom73]

funny !!! omg laughed so hard