NewsBusted 11/6/09

Topics in today's show:

-- Voters trust the GOP more than Dems on all major issues

-- Poll says opinion of Dubya has improved since he left

-- CNN's ratings plummeting

-- NM hotel owner tries to get his Hispanic employees to speak English

-- Marijuana tax to pay for health care?

-- Natalie Portman compared eating meat to rape

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

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[jtkirkfan2002]

CNN invented cable news and their ratings are in the toilet. Rush invented conservative talk radio and his ratings are through the roof.

[Sammerkona]

Eating veggies is like rape as well A carrot is happily growing in peace, when suddenly he's ripped from his home by his hair, skinned alive, and cut up in little pieces! Barbaric!  Worse than rape.

[tommymonsternz]

i rape all my food. multiple times. it's not about sex, it's about power.

[Zodiac11111]

Now,there are protein supplements for vegans/vegetarians.

But is everyone rich like Natalie Portman who can afford these expensive supplements and multiple meetings with nutritionists?

Not that I'm hating on her pr anything, just that that argument was pretty weak.....and not to mention offensive.

Comparing an average Joe who eats meat once in a while to a rapist?

That's just wrong........

[Zodiac11111]

Here's something:

Humans lived on meat literally since their existence. If you look at any ancient civilization (like the Romans) or the even the hunter-gatherers, the diet was mainly protein which came from meat.

Comparing meat eating to rape is absurd. I mean, the majority of humans are blood type O. People with this type need to eat quite a bit of meat--even if you have diabetes or HBP, eating lean meat was shown to help.

[bigbuffler]

That Jodi could raise all the erectile-tissue in the New York City morgue! Gotbut: who's your pick for the Lefty chick to "balance" our hottie? Baluga Abzug? Now wait, she's feeding worms right now? How 'bout Whoopie Goldboig? She could scare the paint off a speeding airliner! Rosie O'Donuts? When's she starring in an old-fashioned Japanese horror movie? "The Thing That Ate Rodan"! Man! Is there ANY Leftie chick that isn't a Viagara overdose commercial? Oh, BTW, we should feed vegans to Africans

[goatbut29]

Damn Jody is so hot when she does that devilish little eye thing after the rape comment...mmmm!

Smart, witty,sexy, not a fruitcake lefty hippy chick..what more could a guy want?

[mudpie04]

You guys are great!!

[mhjones2001]

That last joke was PURE gold.

[OneEyedJack1970]

Why do I find myself wishing I were a turkey club right about now?

[Kenneth1944]

A lot of my neighbors even burned their car bumpers as they torched off the Obama stickers.

[jtkirkfan2002]

I don't follow. First you claim the evidence is false and then make up excuses about why it's true.

I do concur that there is a lot of stupidity in this country. Obama got elected.