Uploaded by Enzo000000000 on Sep 14, 2009
They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
Hey!
Stand up!
Toothless people!
The breath is lethal!
Wanna tell ya!
Hey!
Come on!
Stand up!
Get on your feet!
Toothless people!
Old and feeble!
What I say!
No more of those pearly whites will they possess
Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth
And gum disease
At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities
Hey!
Stand up!
Take out your teeth!
Toothless people!
Old and feeble!
Oh yes!
You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
They're something you just can't ignore
If you lose 'em, you're in trouble
'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
You need something to show your dentist
The next time he makes you say "Ah!"
You don't wanna have to wind up
Eating all of your food through a straw
You better brush your teeth now!
Toothless!
Toothless!
Toothless!
Toothless people! *cough*cough*
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Englands new national anthem. :)
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Think of all the money they must save on toothpicks and dental floss. Brilliant song, as usual.
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Endless material....Ya gotta love it!!!
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I dedicate this song to the toothless feral supporters of Collingwood Football Club in Melbourne, Australia!
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I love the ad for cosmetic dentistry with a pic of three nice looking girls in the upper right hand corner of this page. LOL.
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Great song!
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Umm now im really going to brush my teeth. I dont want to be toothless people. ha ha
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Yeah, it gets funnier when you hear the original first.
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darkravensmyth 2 years ago
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Enzo000000000 2 years ago
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AndrewsOpinion15 2 years ago 2
Brush your teeth 27 times a day.
Enzo000000000 2 years ago