The King of Boners
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Give a man a boner, and he can bone for a day, but teach a man to boner and he can boner boner boner.
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@jherazob I am pretty sure most heterosexual men are all about giving women boners. Repeatedly.
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@yuoaman You do, you just don't know it yet. Give it time.
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@Dorminay42 He cuts his hair for locks of love when it gets long
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WHAT IF I DON'T WANT A BONER?
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Also, why didn't they just have him wear an actual crown instead of editing it in? And WHY DID HE CUT HIS HAIR :C
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@JohnBovril You're either a virgin or just so disgusting that even the uggo(s) you managed to seduce couldn't get a girl boner. Well, either that or gay, in which case I envy you. It seems to me that dating someone of the same gender would be much easier, as you're already somewhat familiar with them, at least on an instinctual level. You'd be less worried about saying the wrong thing, or weirding them out. It would truly be paradise.
Or maybe you're like, 8 or something. That would make sense.
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@gggrow I don't know about you, but my balls get wet as fuck whenever I'm aroused.
The only king I will ever bow down to
Vorlnax 8 months ago 23
Give him a boner, then touch him on the p- nevermind.
tikifreakazoid 5 months ago 7