DJ Conz - Never Come Close

Back 2000, "DJ Conz" illegally obtained a copy of the Fruity Loops home recording studio software... and the rest was whatever the opposite of history is.

Equipped with no knowledge of making beats, just a love of hip hop, and about an hour of patience before he was forced to attempt to destroy a wall, Conz set forth to make the easiest beat imaginable.

Sampling vocal clips of Mobb Depp was all the rage back in the day, so Conz said, "Hey, I can do this too!" And he did... oh, he did.

The only thing left to do now was acquire an illegal copy of photoshop and haphazardly throw together a "cool" logo.

What we have here is a selction from the lost tapes of DJ Conz's "The EP That Wasn't." Though his catchphrase, "Y'all Ain't Ready," expired in 2001, Conz believes the world is now ready, 11 years later, to hear some of his "work."

So, if you love medicore at best beats, and shitty sound quality, sit back, kick your loafers off and enjoy the best 2 minutes of your day.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• 2000
• shittybeats
• fakedj
• conz
• hiphop
• prodigy
• havoc
• mobbdeep