Country Song Spoof By Andy Gullahorn

A song by Andy Gullahorn about how stupid, and easy to write most country songs are.
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Lyrics:
The first verse has to grab them by the heart
so just talk about your daughter being born
and the part before the chorus get real solemn and sincere
use a couple minor chords to darken up the feel

[Chorus]
But in the chorus all you do is keep repeating the same tune
and change the chorus underneath then to make it all complete

You give a tribute to the honest working man
then spell it out so he can understand
oh workin' man
about now that daughters prolly 21
thats just in time to walk her down the isle
so as the track to that Bob Carlisle song comes on
start thinking back to when she was a child

like the night she used to sit with you out on the porch till dawn
you would play the guitar and she would sing along

chorus

Then comes the bridge with the strange twist of fate
hold out your notes and prepare to modulate...modulate

chorus

Then he breaks into the Faith Hill song "It Matters to Me"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• country
• music
• spoof
• andy
• gullahorn

[jwbraswell]

This is the ultimate problem with Christians trying to reach the lost, we think we are smarter than they are, and we make fun of their lifestyles and choices. If we did what Jesus did and said for us, we would love them just the way they are instead of condemning them.

[TheEnigma10]

@jwbraswell The song is about how cheesy most country songs are, he is a comedic folk singer. And he doesn't condem anyone. You're preaching to the wrong crowd buddy.

[jwbraswell]

@TheEnigma10 When your comedy is constructed by making fun of others, you ARE condemning them. Just a fact, you don't have to agree. He is not only making fun of country music writers, but of people who happen to enjoy country music songs. That is a fairly broad group of people. I was finding his music fairly interesting until I ran across this song, and now he is trash bin material for me.

[TheEnigma10]

@jwbraswell Alright Troll, you keep confusing opinions for facts. And just because you don't like ONE song of this doesn't mean you should completely hate on all of his music. He is a good guy with good music. And if you think just because he is telling a joke about a certain group of people means he is condeming the whole group???? You must hate all comedians cuz that is what they all do. They take a group of people, like fat people, and laugh about it....

[jwbraswell]

As if his songs are complicated to write!

[TheEnigma10]

@jwbraswell So stop your bitching and write your own songs.

[idahocharley]

Great example of "How To Write A Country Song". We keep repeating the chorus because that's what people walk down the street singing over and over. The common theme in christian music is far more predictable than country- most commercial country music is crap just like most christian music.

[blargendarg]

Brilliant! I found this thanks to none other than my mother, who occasionally sends me some sappy country song she likes and is always dismayed when I break it down into its component parts. It's my sincere wish for Andy, who is obviously both smart and gifted, to be able to put his faith under this kind of a magnifying glass and gain the clarity that comes from getting past superstition. And that's not meant to be some cheeky remark - being free is an incredible gift that every person deserves.

[angielou01]

@HOHOEYHO Their is no PROBLEM with Christians. The only problem is with people who apparently compare it to masturbation!! It is a belief a very strong belief of many in this world. And most definitly should not be kept in privacy of your home the words of the Bible should be spoken to others. It is a Faith that I strongly have for God. And I have faith in those who are lost. To the song- Yes he is making fun of country I like country. but a joke is a joke andPPL need to kno how to take one.

[thatgtrguy]

It's satire. Enjoy the humor and the truth in the song. Andy is an incredible talent and this song is actually a call to songwriters to not settle for crap when there's still lots of great music to be made.

[soirat]

Haha! Enigma, lighten up man it's a joke.

[thefatkid77]

He and his wife came to Baylor today. They were great!

[HOHOEYHO]

@jwbraswell The ultimate problem with Christians trying to reach the lost is that the lost cant fucking help the lost!!! Religion is on the level of masturbation. It makes you feel good, lots of people do it. and it should be kept to the privacy of your own home. Mind your own book and stop lying to people and let music be music untouched by some stupid agenda of a group of people who know nothing more than the next.