"Murder Kroger" by Attractive Eighties Women

A song about the Kroger on Ponce.

LYRICS:

down on ponce where the call girls roam
and the homeless trannies won't leave you alone
just a block or so past the Clermont lounge
sits the deadliest grocery store in town
its a good place to go if you wanna buy crack
but if you go there for groceries you may never come back

(CHROUS)
Its murder
Murder Kroger
Its murder
Murder Kroger

Its a grocery store with a deadly twist
You'll get shot in the head for your shopping list
Murder Kroger

its the worst place to shop in all of Atlanta
you could lose your life over twelve pack of Fanta
if you leave your car dont forget your mace
unless you wanna get stabbed in the face
by an angry bum with a switchblade knife
I hope those hot pockets were worth your life

(CHROUS)

The odds are good you wont come back alive
and your friends will all hear about it on Fox 5
Murder Kroger

Its murder Kroger
Its murder Kroger
Its murder Kroger

Category:

Music

Tags:

• murder
• kroger
• atlanta
• ga
• ponce
• de
• leon
• attractive
• eighties
• women

[stilwebm]

Murder Kroger, formerly known as Ghetto Kroger. But that just confused everyone because it was too ambiguous.

[leftovercrunch]

i only went to the parking lot once and they got robbed

[starcortes]

I saw green meat in there one time..scary!!!

[kmarzfg]

Awesome. I fucking love songs like this.

[krthr]

Hell yeah!  This is on iTunes!

[Pluckyxo]

Some folks say Atlanta can be dangerous but if your half naked and covered in blood people don't mess with ya

[drumman81]

OMG this song is awesome! and true! I lived in L5P for years, and it rattled me a few times. Thanks for posting!

[kelnino2k]

I have risked my life many a time at Murder Kroger.

[josephga]

lmao

[RockArtGuild]

Kroger is gayer than I am.

[Princess8Anime]

Kroger ruins my life.