The Goon Bible Project - Book of Job

Reading the Bible so you don't have to. An accurate retelling of the Book of Job (with some things ommitted for time's sake).

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bible
• job
• something
• awful
• goon
• animation
• short
• film

[mickeymouse12678]

I remember first hearing about the story of Job in church. It seemed utterly ridiculous then and it seems utterly ridiculous now.

Now I'm an atheist.

[valsharai]

@RadarKat73080 As if you've never asked someone a question that you already know the answer to... not even simply to make conversation? It's all bullox, y'know. You could just say that and be done with it; No need to prove it's bullox as the burden of proof falls entirely upon the bullox. The bible is a bedtime story full of fictional: fantasy, myth and legend, nothing more. It should have a warning label printed right on the front: WARNING: Human beings are gullible & delusional!

[valsharai]

@Bigassboya The context of the story is that God is having fun with Satan 'cause Satan is bored sh!tless 'n witless. Didn't you know that, conceptually, Satan is God's bitch? The whole idea is that Satan and his devils were cast down to Earth (no, not Hell) just the same as the spirits who didn't ally with Satan -spirits of human beings- were, are and will be cast down to Earth. Within that context, supposedly Satan has full reign to f*ck with whomever on a whim. It's rather amusing.

[volanteaquila]

If no one got the point of the story it is that when times seem rough and every thing/one is turning on you,praise the lord for his wonders and he will give back to you what you have lost and more God saying those things to job he was just making the "everyone turning on you" more clear plus some times you need to be kicked when your down to get back up.

[animeworldchick]

the more knowledge we gain the closer we get to the "truth". We will eventually find out that the Bible is pure BS. It is too ambiguous so no one knows which interpretation is the right one. We are completely blinded by reality because of the bible, which in a way keeps us away from the truth yet it makes an effort to help us connect to the other side which is the spiritual/invicible realm.

[Temmie93]

Whoever did this definately has no idea on christainity...u actually think you can mock God and get away with it, IMPOSSIBLE. Galatians 6:7 says, do not be deceived God is not mocked for what a man sows, he reaps. You'll definitely reap this no doubt!

[tjsruby83]

I dont know why anybody would go threw all the trouble to make this video. I dont know what bible your getting this text from, but its not at all like mine. When your judgement day comes, and it will come. You will deeply regret making a mockery of God. Itll be to late then. Im gonna pray for you to ask Gods forgiveness, and turn away from the path of your own destruction. There's kids that watch this. Not cool. I love you, but hate your ways. May God come into your life.

[vulkanom]

A Lesson on how to be an idiot trying to interpreting the bible. Who believes and accept such a interpratation are obviously seeking any peace of chance to rebuke religion. Or is just an idiot. Job is a Wisdom type book. Not for fools.

[TokenStudios]

@roadblockbreaker Any evidence for your claims?

[AR1STONE]

I remember learning this story. Its fucking insane! I wouldnt worship anybody who took away the people I love. I love my family more than I love "GOD" This story helped push me away from religion. I ask my family, "will you sacrifice me if god asked you like he did Abraham?" You all should ask your family the same

[joshuamancarter]

I always found it amazing how Christians love the patience of Job and justify God's actions in this crazy story.