The Goon Bible Project - Book of Job

Reading the Bible so you don't have to. An accurate retelling of the Book of Job (with some things ommitted for time's sake).

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  Comedy

[VegasOokami]

I had an imaginary friend once. His name was Harvey and he was a 6ft. tall rabbit, you know kinda like how god is for other people.  Then I grew the fuck up.

[EyeoftheU]

Moral of the story: "God is a dick, and doesn't need any other excuse than "Because fuck you, that's why!" Just be grateful that he doesn't put a metal ring on the end of the whip."

[navin09]

Way to go, God! Might makes right, you puny humans!

[James Johnston]

Well I wasn't insinuating that anyone should or shouldn't believe in anything. Looking at scripture from a Jungian perspective can uncover meanings what would otherwise be hidden, whether the meanings found are intentional or not is irrelevant. It's an interesting subject.

[JunohProductions]

I know what it means. I've heard it used incorrectly by people though. That would have been me assuming so I will apologize in the end.

[James Johnston]

Easier to believe? Easier to believe what exactly? I think you have assumed a lot about my comment without having the faculties to understand what a 'psychoanalytical interpretation' is..

[JunohProductions]

In other words, don't listen to the bible but instead listen to what has been made recently so that it is easier to believe?

[JunohProductions]

The opposite of war isn't creation. It's peace. The opposite to creation is destruction. You should pick up a thesaurus some time. There's a free thesaurus on the internet that you can use. It's well made and you can learn a lot from it!

[Darkstorma1]

he kills a lot of people in the Bible... it's pretty much written in it.

[James Johnston]

Theres a good psychoanalytical interpretation of the story found at ARAS. Just google it (book of job aras). Makes a lot more sense than the literal interpretation.

[individualevangelist]

Who is an atheist? Everyone, only in varying degrees. It's lack of faith.

[individualevangelist]

I knew you weren't an atheist, c1. You aren't debating with me, you who have infiltrated the atheists to control them -- I have been confronting your ancient spirit who has been playing you for a sucker all along, you mediocre grammarian. Your erroniest errornuendo surpasses innocuous. Your pantheistic demons hate God and Jesus and always have, such is the true nature of witches as you apparently are & is btw, this "drunkenotter" who did this lying video out of sheer haterriestic hatred of God.