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Published on May 27, 2012

To help you non-native English speakers out there to understand the English used in this clip and study some English at the same time check out:
http://119eng.com.
For the subtitle to this particular clip:
http://119eng.com/category/video/9/le...

An 80 year old woman bravely decides to try her first ever skydive
but the resulting jump is anything but smooth.
As you can see her horrifying ordeal was all 'caught on tape'. [=videotaped]

Are you excited to go skydiving?
I'm real excited.
Who's idea was 'all this'? [=this]
Mine.
{Hers.}
Any occasion?
{She got everyone together.}
Occasion--what's the reason?
I just 'turned' 80. [=became=I am now (80)]
Happy Birthday!
Thank you.
Is this something you've always wanted to do?
For years.

After a nightmare ride, Laverne and her instructor eventually reached the safety of 'terra firma' [=solid earth]
{Oh my God}
She is shaken but apparently not hurt.
{Let me get my clothes}




Song Lyrics:
As I lie here tossing in my bed
Lost in my fears remembering what you said
And I try to hide the truth within
The mask of myself shows its face again
Still I lie time and time again
Will you deny me when we meet again?

And I feel like I'm falling
Farther every day
But I know that you're there
Watching over me
And I feel like I'm drowning
The waves crashing over me
But I know that your love
It will set me free

As I find truth where I found it times before
As I search for your hope
I'm finding so much more
And I try to be more like you
And I deny myself to prove my heart is true

I hear your voice calling
The time has come for me
Inside this life I'm living
There's nothing left for me
My mind is slowly fading
So far away from me
Each time I start crawling
You're there watching me

Song: Crash
Performed by: 12 Stones
http://www.youtube.com/artist/12_Ston...
Administered by: Wind Up Records
http://www.youtube.com/WindUpRecords

No Copyright infringement intended (I claim no rights to this movie, scene, song or clip. All rights belong to their rightful owners.)
Fan Video!!
Used as an English educational tool.

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  • JaneJones999

    I still love this song and it goes well with the video--lol:)

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Top Comments

  • stryfe41

    Lol @ all the people bashing the instructor. 99% of people who go skydiving get cold feet and refuse at the door. It's pretty much universal policy to push them out the door. It was the old ladies fault for what happened, she was not in the correct jumping position which is why she slipped out of the harness. One loose shoulder strap would have been fine, it was because she crouched down and was in such a position when they jumped she fell through. It's nobody's fault by hers. Deal with it.

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  • missteenagedream143

    ellen was just talking about this..... loool

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  • Linellification

    если самолет уже поднялся на высоту и люди начали прыгать - отказаться нельзя. наверняка ей сказали об этом заранее. ради идиотов, которые залезли покататься, не готовые морально, не подумавшие смогут ли, никто самолет сажать не будет! таких именно выталкивают.

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  • Izzy Flaum

    WhAt is this song called

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  • bblackization

    Thumbs up if Hodgetwins brought you here

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  • bblackization

    That guy is a Hero

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  • 49fishguy

    Bahahahaha!

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  • Mikebagisitichy

    I smell Senior Citizen poop!

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  • EdMajinLee199999

    awesome song choice!

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  • dsd310580

    She should sue. Firstly, she obviously wasn't wearing the right gear. Second, she obviously wasn't safely strapped in. Finally, you could see she had clearly changed her mind and he just grabbed her and dived out. They could've killed her and she's so lucky she didn't have a heart attack. Horrible to watch!

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  • Stephanie Frost

    ellen brought me here

    

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