first of February

I booked a field trip to Westfield Heritage Village for our ESL classes today.

There was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good
she was very very good
and when she was bad
she was horrid!

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[XmyAssYTmofo]

So is that guy in ESL involuntarily? I never asked, but do people get deported for makin' no or little progress in English speaking/writing skills?

[MonicaTheMad]

@XmyAssYTmofo Hahaha… She's a Canadian citizen. No deportation possible. She's just too old and unwilling to put any effort into learning. Probably she comes from a family that never valued learning so she doesn't understand how to go about learning. It's sad but sometimes people just can't cut it.

[snarkdetriomphe]

elizabeth anne, elizabeth anne, washed her face in a frying pan. [my grandmother chanted that one at me when i was a kid. i don't know where it came from, but she cackled every time and i don't remember bring offended hehehehe oh but if you like those old evil ones, what about:

i don't care was made to care

i don't care was hung

i don't care was put in a pot and boiled til he was done.

hehehe

[MonicaTheMad]

@snarkdetriomphe I had this really cool book for my kids when they were little and the rhymes in it were all wicked. I loved it!

[frozencanuckreviews]

You must be thrilled with the new larger cup sizes at Tims!

[MonicaTheMad]

@frozencanuckreviews Actually, I don't get to Tim's too often. When it's Roll Up the Rim time, yes, but not otherwise. Not since the kids got too old to play soccer and hockey all the time, at least close to us.

[XmyAssYTmofo]

@MonicaTheMad Yikes... I thought I was paying attention to detail, but turns out it was a chick instead of a dude.

Anyway, I do have a fantasy about me being an unruly student that disrupts class, and because of that you are forced to whip me thoroughly in front of a class of hottie Asian chicks.

[snarkdetriomphe]

the umpteen year people really bug me. the expats i knew in germany who had been there 20+ years and still couldn't speak it let alone write it well.. lazy. i've bitched about this before hehe but i mean come on, wouldnt you want to be known for mastering the language of your new home country? guess not everyone cares...