The Guild: I'm the One That's Cool Directed by Jed Whedon, Co-Written By Jed Whedon & Felicia Day

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Music by: Jed Whedon
Lyrics by: Jed Whedon and Felicia Day
Executive Producers: Felicia Day, Kim Evey
Producer: Jeff Winkler
Directed by: Jed Whedon
Edited by: Jeff Yorkes
DP: Chris Darnell
Production Design: Kathrin Eder
Costume Designer: Kristin Ingram
Makeup: Kim Grazyck
Cover Photo: The Bui Brothers

Cast (In Order of Appearance)
Codex - Felicia Day
Bladezz - Vince Caso
Tink: Amy Okuda
Vork - Jeff Lewis
Zaboo - Sandeep Parikh
Clara: Robin Thorsen
8th Grade Crush - Brendan Bradley
Pantsing Gang Leader - Leonardo Nasca
Pantsing Gang - Daniel Weinell, Pat Weinell, Timothy Weinell
Dodgeball Girl - Shira Scott Astroff
Cheerleader #1 - Lisa Jay
Cheerleader #2 - Brit Weisman
Muscle Head Jock #1 - David Morris
Muscle Head Jock #2 - Tanner Anderson
Hallway Tormentor - Gabriel Hager

1st AD: Thomai Hatsios
2nd AD: Alonzo Perez
2nd 2nd AD: Brian Kameoka
1st AC: Stephen Tringali
2nd AC: Dan Cooper
B Cam Op: Adam Forskey
Camera Intern: Kapauhi Stibbard
Gaffer: Dan Jagels
Key Grip: Brian Taylor
Swing G & E: Mike Westby
Electric: Alex Lizotte
Catering: Brad Detanna, Nora Gunner
Assistant Makeup: Robyn Rebbe
Art Assistant: Teresa Leong
Production Assistant: Chris Setts, Scott Meisner
Interns: Lindsay Koens, Colin Sherman, Beatrice Shuster, Brit Weisman

Extras: Elyse Adea, Rachel Aviles, Alyson Bates, Dallas Bloom, Kim Brunner, Kimberly Carrasco, Genevieve Collins, Lisa Curtis, Eder Enciso, Jacques Favreau, Jennifer Flatebo, Kathy Flynn, Amanda Freed, Mohammed Ganai, Lindsay Halle, Ashphord Jacoway, Kathryn Jenkins, Emily Kung, Emmanuel Lagumbay, Anne Lamsa, Amber McBride, Scott Meisner, Kenny Mittleider, Aaron Moreno, Sarah Moreno, Bethany Myers, Jessica Paul, Kristen Pickrell, Jennifer Ramirez, Doug Rusley, Kevin Rusley, Francis Santos, Veronique Schulten, Bea Schuster, Chris Setts, Colin Sherman, Crystal Siri, Anthony Thompson, Brennen Williams, Tina Williams, Christopher Wright, Tina Yanagimoto

Special Thanks to:
The Dragonfly Bar
Jason Miller
J.P, Kennedy & Jasper Pierce

LYRICS:
1ST VERSE:
Oh, no.  Don't pretend I didn't see
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
The latest trend has hit its peak
They say that geek's becomin' chic
So now you're out of style as you can be
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
 
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
 
2ND VERSE:
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
Never earned a part of nerd society
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
Watched my Next Gen every night
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face
 
To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
Now I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
And I'm the one that's cool
I'm the one that's cool
 
3RD VERSE:
Role reversal must be a total drag
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
I appreciate you for being cruel
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
Got my in-jokes you won't get
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come
 
Got my comics
Got my games
All the things you thought were lame
Got my cosplay
Fanfic too
Got you pegged
STF-You

CHORUS

"I'm the One That's Cool" is brought to you by Knights of Good Productions, the same company that brought you the hit song & video "Do You Wanna Date My Avatar" by Felicia Day and Jed Whedon.

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[JoshBosh317]

Let's stop feeding the trolls and tell the truth: this song is motherfucking awesome

[Connor Johnson]

this song manages to be more enpowering and meaningful then any other anti-bully song i have heard

[nfaguade]

There are CEOs out there with a shitload of titles, MBA's, master degrees, you name it, which are terrible at running companies. There are artists with works at MOMA who couldn't be able to paint a fucking flower if their life depended upon it. Justin Bieber has 3 or so albums, has done multiple world tours. According to you, he has talent? Tommy Wiseau has put out more than one film, does he have talent?

Doing things ≠ having talent.

[Haley Spence]

Yes it does. If you lack talent you fail at what you're trying to do, if he's done more than one movie he has talent.

[l3umas1]

True. You're right on that. but why be a jerk about it?

No, I listen to one song... I don't know how that makes her my "beloved ginger". Why do you assume since I'm pointing out you're being a little harsh ,when she has achieved much more then most, that I'm a fanboy?

Also, I have only one beloved... that's my husband. ha

[nfaguade]

What you provided is sort of a curriculum vitae about her, that doens't mean she has talent, that doesn't mean jack shit actually.

Michael Bay does lots of movies, and has done lots of projects/appaerances, does it mean he has talent?

[Haley Spence]

And, having studied the arts, you should be qualified to recognize talent.

I provided evidence towards her having talent, your turn.

[Haley Spence]

Appeared in the final episodes of the WB's Buffy the Vampire Slayer, playing a potential slayer named Vi.

Created, writes and stars in the Web series The Guild, a sitcom about online gamers.

Was the first guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon during the "soft launch" (via the Internet) of the program prior to its television debut.

Claims to have played the online role-playing game World of Warcraft for eight hours a day over two years.

[Haley Spence]

Started college at 16 and went on to be her class validictorian.

Studied ballet professionally and is an accomplished violinist. She was offered a scholarship to Juilliard for violin, but turned it down and attended school in Texas instead.

[nfaguade]

I have studied arts, thank you. I like that last implication, you little cunt.

Can YOU give me reasons explaining why she's not? without resorting to opinions.

[Haley Spence]

Critics are at least educated in that field. Have you studied film? Music? Acting? At all?

Or,

Can you give reasons explaining why she's awful? Can you prove, using a calm and logical arguement that she lacks talent? Because I can prove she does if you're up for it.

[sddixon1984]

Screw the haters. I love this.