Oh Bo - Bo Burnham in Edinburgh

It's Bo Yo - Lyrics Down Here.


hittin a club up, VIP
a got a fake moustache and fake ID
i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i
bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers
look at all of bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose and i
spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah's ego,
we go do it, through it she says "dios mio mi amigo!"
pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya,
swallow bitch! there's people starving in africa.

single every single day, do it every single way
make the single ladies say, oh bo.
and if i were gay, though i swear i'm straight
i'd make the fellas say, oh bo.

you're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top,
but careful, cherry, cause i'm the king of pop, pop, pop
pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel.
my suggestion is, you don't blow til you know what congestion is,
swallow when you know what digestion is,
follow bo, the only question is -
have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador?
cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're
spanish, french, swedish or cambodian
i'll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.

chorus.

you think that you can handle me, girl don't make me laugh
my junk is bipolar, it'll split you in half.
and if you're lucky, i might just bring you home,
and i'll have you going down like you're growing an extra chromosome.
and when you love me, don't grab me by my buns,
cause i got a bad case of the runs. i got the runs. i got the runs.

chorus.

i'd like to break it down for y'all. i came from the streets with nothing, now i'm making hit records. for all my people still livin in the streets, still livin in poverty - i want to tell you, i'm doin this for you. my success is your success. and i know you may be thinking "hey, if you really believe that, why don't you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighborhood instead of putting spinning rims on a fur jetski...and to that i say...uh, chorus is coming up.

you got a fume like a tuna. i'll smell you later.
i met a fat chick and i fucked her in an elevator.
it was wrong on so many levels...

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[relentless7349]

he can sing. play the piano. and be funny. what more can you ask for?

[darkvexen1]

if they dont say oh bo next time, ill kick there ass

[AmericanAirsoft100]

hmmm. i was contstantly looking at his forhead haha

[xSamuelS1996x]

Wow he really rocks!!!

[RiseAgainst40111]

@relentless7349 you forgot he's a rapper

[Fancy69insanity]

coulda sworn it was a gold jet ski

[Sokatre]

lol tags



[pvpfan123]

I got this as my ring tone!

Thumbs up if you got this song for your ringtone!

[jadencampbell3]

@relentless7349 He's also a sexy beast if I ever did see one

[Daniel17Burch]

thats a very suckass crowd...

[craigtttt]

@MattDaviesMedia He's didn't actually win the big prize in 2010, Russell Kane did. Burnham was however shortlisted and won the Panel Prize; albeit that still isn't the 'best comedian [award]' you refer to.

[bvbluver12]

Ooh 1:43 SEXY BEAST! Lol