Keane - Dirtylicious

Zane Lowe, can you handle this?
Chris Moyles, can you handle this?
Jo Whiley, can you handle this?
I don't think she can handle this (woo!)
Oh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room, coming through
Pay my dues, in the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinning, show your hands
Let's get dirrty, that's my jam
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cos my body's too bootylicious for you babe

Colin, can you handle this?
Edith, can you handle this?
Scott Mills, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this (woo!)

Ah, heat is up
So ladies fellas, drop your cups
Bodys packed, front to back
Now move your ass, I like that
Tight hip-huggers, low for sure
Shake a little something, on the floor
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cos my body's too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cos my body's too bootylicious for you babe

Here it comes, it's the one you've been waiting on
Get up, get it up, yup, that's what's up
Giving just what you love to the maximum
Uh oh (uh oh), here we go (here we go)
You can tell when the music starts to drop
And that's when we take it to the parking lot
And I bet you somebody's gonna call the cops
Uh oh (uh oh), here we go (here we go)

I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cos my body's too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cos my body's too bootylicious for you babe
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
Cos my body's too bootylicious for you Jo Whiley

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[pukaps]

hahaha

i never imagined Tom saying ass xD

i love this

[FrauBlumental]

WHAT is THIS!?

Brilliant. :D

I love to hear Keane doing something like this - besides their own stuff, which I love, too.

[Savorthemonkeys]

Ready for THIS JELLY!!!

[Savorthemonkeys]

YES I CAN HANDLE THIS TOM!!!! TRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lillybillson]

can you marry me tom? xx

[natashalouisejukes]

hahahahaahha :)

i never imagied tom would ever sing something like this

oh well, there's always room for the impossible

[mdlonelyheart]

@MCSkerrittCarrot Thomas you swore on the bachelor code that what happens on a bachelor party, STAYS at the bachelor party. I need not be surprised though, inviting one of the lower orders who have no grasp of honour or decorum. The only thing you grasp, or rather clutch on to you is your glass of vodka. That always repulsed me about you, your fat stumpy proletarian hands. To even think of them brushing my Magda makes me want to vomit then put you down like the dirty dog you are.

[MCSkerrittCarrot]

@mdlonelyheart Cheap whores *I* find at bars? HA! You seem to forget that one time we were in Costa Rica & we picked up these two...well...I guess you'd call them prostitutes, but I don't remember payin'! HA! This was at your bachelor's party, remember? See, Giles, what I loathe about you is you look down your pointy, feral little nose at everyone, but, guess what, you ain't so perfect! I'M A PERSON, TOO, GODDAMMIT! Sorry I'm not some posh Dr, but I worked my way up & still get teenage ass!

[mdlonelyheart]

@MCSkerrittCarrot Magda was indeed as fresh as a spring daisy! When I looked into her eyes I was transported to the rolling english meadows she must've sprung from, and I would get reminded of the warm safe place, where as a child I'd hide, and pray for the rain and the thunder to quietly pass me by. Oh sweet Magda of mine! MINE TOMHAS SKERRITT, MINE!!! You get that? You keep your sordid filthy vodka drenched thoughts away form my sweet Magda!Save that for the cheap whores you find at bars!

[MCSkerrittCarrot]

@mdlonelyheart Mmm! THRICE! OH, you DOG, you! HO HO! You always had 'IT', Giles! & by 'IT', I mean foppish good looks, wit (KEANE EAR! OH HO YOU SLAY ME!), charm, style, &, dare a say, a hot piece in Magda! I'm so sorry she perished so suddenly, she was as fresh as a spring daisy! I fantasized often about 'plucking' her! Sorry, but you must understand, my first wife was a chronic pill head & my current Elizabeth would rather watch Sister Wendy than 'rodger' ANYTHING, let alone me! I'm so drunk..

[mdlonelyheart]

@MCSkerrittCarrot Oh I just popped on for a little dalliance with the youtube & Tom Chaplin! i just chanced upon your fine comment. I said to my self, 'self, that chaps sounds like a jolly good bloke with a keane (see what I did there Tom! oh ho I do surprise & amuse myself!) ear for music & a sage sharp mind'. Then I see it was you! it seems even the worldwide web is a small world. Yes we used that Keane song for our 10th & you were something of a prophet, I rodgered Magda thrice that night!