Guy Stealing UPS Package: I CAUGHT HIM.

This happened last night. After getting five Christmas packages stolen, I was sick of it. I chased after him (in my slippers)... and caught him.
And THIS is why you don't rob a guy who (if I might indulge in a manhood-moment) is a videographer who has more cameras than a British public park and is a black belt who co-teaches MMA every week and possesses enough weapons to rival Ares the Greek god of war's entire armory and packs a Beretta Model 21 Bobcat. And has a beard.

If only he knew.

Disclaimer for all the lawyers out there:
When I see this guy again, I'm not REALLY going to confront the fellow. Truthfully I'd probably take him out for a beer and talk about his life. Capisci?

Presented as "10 Steps you Can Take When Someone is Stealing Packages off of Your Porch."
Here's my [terrible] sketch of the guy: http://imgur.com/qh5xt

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[beauch]

@TheRedwolf11 None taken. I'd be terrified if you considered it normal.

[EZ20NOWTurboCharged]

@beauch This video shows that some people still make a decent video for people to watch on youtube. A job well done and thumbs up/liked # 97

[beauch]

@EZ20NOWTurboCharged

Even with the incredibly dry commentary? You're too kind my friend. Too kind! :)

[aveyowyns]

What happens if someone steals your package? Can you call the company and ask for a new 'one?'

[beauch]

@aveyowyns Yes. Thankfully companies have insurance for this (most of the time). Amazon is awesome.

[MrQc2010]

he have the salad finger voice

[beauch]

@MrQc2010 This made me smile.

[TheReddog501]

Step 1. Shot him.

Step 2. Tell police 6 simple words. "I was afraid for my life."

Step 3. Enjoy your Christmas.

[tomcatmwi]

These are lame attempts to catch the guy. First, if you have a gun, shoot him and there. Or if you're not that violent, obtain a GPS tracker from eBay for 30 bucks, hide it in the package (inside something else of course) and find the bastard at his home. Or you can simply get a broken XBox, remove electronics, fill with firecrackers and rig it to the power cord. There you go thief, 3D FPS for real... I did it once and it worked.

[ihartlolz]

@EvonyProfessor: Apparently it was not the first time and what do you do when someone steals from you multiple times, plus who knows how many others he stole from?

[MrXd45c]

It is official. This is the best video ever. There can be no higher praise. We the honest hard working neighbors of the world SALUTE YOU

[EvonyProfessor]

you called 911 for petty theft?...

[Jrhoney]

I caught someone trying to lift a package of lead off my front doorstep one morning. My loaded .357 Magnum on my hip which jumped into my hand made the guy very complaint until the police arrived.

[tyshi00]

Get jobs assholes. Dah hell.. Mothafuckas stealing packages, what the hell..? I wouldve kicked that asshole in the nuts, then enjoyed last years Christmas :)

[CmotionMMV]

ahhahah He had a lil deuce deuce

[AEROpurple]

I got so scared at the end.

[TheRedwolf11]

Your voice scares me...No offence.