Jalyss Dislikes Headcrabs

The latest installment of Faulty Logic.
http://faultylogic.comicgenesis.com

The black lines with white filling also didn't feel right, it made everything feel too bland, so we tried matte fills this time.

Edit: Credit correction.
"Still Alive" was written by Jonathon Coulter, not Valve

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Faulty
• Logic
• Fox
• Bruner
• Jalyss
• Barclay
• Dislikes
• Headcrabs
• rant
• sarcasm

[MasterKyleson]

When you were all "wait a second, they're exactly the fucking same!" It sounded as though the voice changy thingy had an epic dose of lose and fail.

I couldn't tell you if it were true, but that's what it sounds like.

Oh, and epic win!

[foxbruner]

The voice modulator actually did not change, that is what my normal voice sounds like through the modulator when I'm not doing my robot impression, I only stopped doing the speak-and-spell voice for that line for comedic effect

[bigwhiteyeti]

Pure gold.

The zombies in the original Half Life were much more ghoulish looking and slightly more dangerous from what I remember. The HL1 zombies were quite scary for a bit, and a geniune threat for most of the game, but in HL2 they're... useless. They're big wandering clowns of enemies, as are the Combine when compared to the Marines of HL1 which were efficient and again DANGEROUS. Nearly all of HL1's original threats were dumbed down in HL2 to some degree and the game just isn't as fun. :(

[GeneralMills44]

yea but they could of not given them retarded names and just gone 1,2,and 3.I know thats how I count

[joemanYT]

The refugees wear white shirts.

[hanfgamer]

how can you say that HL2 is the original....that make you sound like a n00b....if you play hlaf life 1....ONE.....all you questions will be answered...n00b...

[REAPER3382]

You are funny as shit. I wish i could subscribe on ipod but i can still watch your vids

[ElNazgir]

Did you ever play HL1? You get to see several occasions on the zombies feeding on people, making them genuinely scary, despite them being even less dangerous than in HL2.

There's also at least 2 places (early in the game) where you can see the morph, and it is shown that the people are most likely dead, knocked out, or in some way paralysed. It's also evident there that the process is relatively slow through these (despite you walking into a zombie at the very start, which doesn't make sense)

[horrorstuff122]

3:32 makes me laugh like every time

[SirBroadsword]

Jalyss... Have my fucking babies, OK? You rock... period... :D

[rocketred1]

The spot where you first have a headcrab pod hit near you, specifically. I may be wrong about the exact methodology I employed to see it, because as I recall I managed to get lost, and was forced to kill dozens of headcrab zombies. It was sometime during this process I saw the infestation. I have, as I said, never attempted to see it since.

[rocketred1]

Everyone makes one basic mistake... It is in fact possible to see an infestation occur, believe it or not, but only in one level, as near as I can tell. During level 2(when you first encounter the head crabs and zombies, or at least are required to) if you rush to somewhere you can see the exit before killing the nearby enemies, one or two headcrabs will kill and infest one of the NPCs. I've only pulled it off once, mostly because I never again cared to see it. It was very disturbing.