LYRICS BELOW.
Brought to you by the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine class of 2013.
Created by John Thompson.
Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Tell it to me now, tell it to me now, tell it to me now
I wanna ch-ch-ch-check you from your head to your toe
I wantcha to move from the bed, down to the down to the floor
And after you chief complaint, history of your disease
Cuz I gotta d-d-d-determine what's your diagnosy!
I got my stethoscope that was given to me by the board of surgery
Of Johns Hopkins University an unrivaled history
Cuz here at Hopkins big thigns poppin' hoppin' our performance on the boards is jaw droppin'
Students from the other schools just be stalin' unballin' waitin' for the Hopkins MD to come callin'
Now please tell me your weight an age, let me measure your pupil gauge
Does my palapation cause any pain? Dont' forget the patient's name
This coat says Hopkins (damn) number one in the nation
Defining this vocation, two decades of domination (yeah)
We're detectives in an investigation, testing for every peripheral sensation
Eustacian inflammation, gotta abate that constipation
Don't wanna hasten them, let them tell their story, open-ended questioning is key for a diagnosy
New curriculum, 21st century, with Genes to Society
I wanna ch-ch-ch-check you from your head to your toe
I wantcha to move from the bed, down to the down to the floor
And after you chief complaint, history of your disease
Cuz I gotta d-d-d-determine what's your diagnosy!
A name's a name but it's all part of the game, this degree makes even Luda envy your fame
They want you to think that all meducation's the same, but while they're making it hail we're still making it raini
Cuz we got a new building with a skylight, in your sleepy eyes it's shining so bright
Anatomy tables sparkling so white, can't even smell that formaldehyde
Typical Friday in East Baltimore, we got a victim of another gunfight
Discuss the case with the attending, trust a first year to treat him? That's tight!
But when we step out the door, gotta be sure, not to look left or right
Other med schools lurk in the shadows, jealous of our insight! (Ooo)
Siliciano, Schulick, Carson's hands are cause for drooling
Living legends here to school me, so other surgeons won't out-duel me
Renewing our patient's hope for life, give 'em back their heart beat
Where our techniques get our patient's back onto their feet
I wanna ch-ch-ch-check you from your head to your toe
I wantcha to move from the bed, down to the down to the floor
And after you chief complaint, history of your disease
Cuz I gotta d-d-d-determine what's your diagnosy!
Physicals, histories, treating for every disease
Surgical robotics, two-million a piece!
Pilgrimage to this dome praying for a new lease
On life, crowning us as Saints, like our MVP Drew Breese
Physically and mentally the amount to learn seems overbearing
So much so that our steths hang low from the weight of the knowledge that we're carrying
Future MDs at the top of our field, each with our own interests varying
But realizing by the looks of it that half this class will be marrying
Why do you look so quizzical? There's no need to be so cynical
Just accept that Hopkins is at the pinnacle where our healing is likened as biblical
What's that this is rather egotistical, revering Hopkins as Evangelistical?
But in reality medicine seems rather whimsical considering Jesus makes man seem infinitesimal
I wanna ch-ch-ch-check you from your head to your toe
I wantcha to move from the bed, down to the down to the floor
And after you chief complaint, history of your disease
Cuz I gotta d-d-d-determine what's your diagnosy!
Special thanks to Richa Gupta and Brian Goh as well as:
Kaylin Beck, Justin Bellamy, Tyler Brown, Megan Buresh, Kevin Butler, David Chen, Nate Cutler, Meghana Desale, Avani Dholakia, Jon Dyal, Emilee Flynn, Brian Goldner, YaoYao Guan, Eric JohnBull, Rohan Joshi, Diana Kwong, Jason Liebowitz, Dianna Liu, Minghao Liu, Heather Lyu, Priya Mathews, Hale McMichael, Steven Menez, Carmel Mercado, Euphemia Mu, Elisabet Pujadas, Hiten Patel, Ani Ramesh, Sandesh Rao, Robert, Nik Ray-Mazumder, Jake Ruzevick, Neelam Shah, Susan Stanley, Vernissia Tam, Christina Velasquez, Yasmin Zerhouni
and
Dr. Charlie Wiener, Dr. Rob Shochet, Dr. Robert Siliciano, Dr. Richard Schulick, Dr. Ben Carson, Dr. James Goldberg, The Sim Center, Mr. Hughes, Drew Breese, and anyone else I forgot
and finally, the ones that inspired me to make this video:
John Pang and Alex Stroh
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I Got A Coat (I'm on a Boat, Creighton Med School Style)by apannier112,464 views
awkward white people, lyrics are well written though haha
rezaroof88 1 year ago
great
kshariqm 1 year ago
ow ow!
njhitman13 1 year ago
Well done, Med 13!!!
coout 1 year ago
I SEE YOU BANANA SUIT
BersurkTurk 1 year ago