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Uploaded by on Jul 27, 2011

If I had Been Directing Jurassic park! here is how it would have gone down!

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  • what shotgun was that?

  • @DIZZYBANG benelli nova tactical

  • Why didn't you use the spear to kill the dinosaur?

  • @Sk8RJOSH94 i had thought about it.

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  • I liked the movie about getting shot in the leg better,the actor was much more beliveable in that role

  • I think the dinosaurs would have gotten full on your meaty carcass and wouldn't have wanted to eat anyone else and you would have been a hero.

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  • @unionjack72 lol 

  • Why didn't you jack out a good shell first before moving on?

  • Well, it looks like it was directed by James Nguyen and written by Tommy Wiseau, but you did shoot a raptor in the face and sounded like you were using a John Wayne voice when delivering the line, so I'd say it was roughly the same quality as the original.

    The humans in the Jurassic Park movies were pitiful. They only managed to kill one dinosaur, and that was with a freezer.

  • Hey Tex please recreate the bathroom scene from Full Metal Jacket. You can be Private Pyle.

  • hey man you still alive. 

  • Such a Mall Ninja.. Guess Raptors don't shoot back.. Oh wait you just shoot yourself.. LMAO

  • MY FAVORITE SCENE TOO HAHA!! AWESOME I LIKE IT. Except Mulddon was a seasoned PH in africa, these raptors must've been pretty smart, and he had to look out for the woman. I agree they should've made Muldoon the main character instead of Grant. Atleast Muldoon went down with honor, fighting to save Grant's wife.

  • good. you just needed to set your hat down on a log before you shot

  • cool deal!!!

  • lol, "not so clever girl".  Encore

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