Pear and Grape love cocks. [Ep. 1]

Introducing Pear Flamingo and Grape Suzette.

Pear Flamingo and Grape Suzette were both born on April 14th, 1973 and have lived next door to each other their entire lives. They have been friends for 35 years, which is a really long time and it has been simply dandelion! They work at "Pay Day," a paycheck distribution office, with their friend, Marie. They love providing great customer service and maintaining healthy relationships with the people around them...

more bio @ myspace.com/pearandgrape

"That's so dandelion!"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Absolutely
• Not
• Comedy
• discount
• shopping
• cocks
• funny
• hilarious
• ugly
• women
• drag

[opaqueheart09]

Guys, come on! I love Pear and Grape, but they do not act as though they were born in '73, but more like '53! Other than the sexual innuendo, they sound like my mom and my aunt. LOL Too cute and funny!

[AbsolutelyNotComedy]

opaque: LOL well that's the thing! they're dorky. they act a lot older than they are

[kyuubified]

Ohmygod, how did you record this without cracking up?! I love it! By the way, I have a cock necklace. I wear my cock around my neck ;D. It's kind of small, but it's really hard. People like to touch my cock. Just thought you should know that.

[AbsolutelyNotComedy]

kyu: OMG we want cock necklaces!

[BroadwayBeckons]

"Dandelion!" "Yeah!" "Cocks?" "Cocks! Yeah!" "Cocks?" "Yeah... yeah. Cocks." "Oh cocks!" "Cocks." "Oh cocks!" "You think so? I don't know- you know? Eh. Cocks." LMFAO. One of the funniest things on YouTube, I love you guys to death. I love your other videos, too. Long live Pear Flamingo and Grape Suzette!

[AbsolutelyNotComedy]

!!!!! :) Thank you!!!!

[soundlyawake]

@BasketKiwi these are all improvised :)

[MonHeartsYou]

who is laughing at 2:50? hehe

[stillsoundlyawake]

@BasketKiwi sorry for the late reply, but they're all improv

[wildcats14]

Lmao! love it! :D

[JuiceyAngel]

I talk like these broads. I want to hang out with you ladies and do a skit.

[BasketKiwi]

How scripted are your videos? Are there improvised bits? I'm just curious. ^^

[TheFloridaButterfly]

too funny!!!

[luvsoftball29]

ITS A COCK LAMP! haahahahahaha