A am NOT a T-Rex!

went outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn't see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud "i'm not a T-rex, stupid"... a neighbor was outside and witnessed the whole thing :/... ALSO: how to use a cell phone to get out of similar awkward situations with onlookers and tales from bus riding.

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• Jurassic Park (film)
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[DestroyaDoll]

Ohhhhh! That was supposed to be a baseball-bat, and a baseball!

I, naturally, assumed that the pencil was supposed to represent your penis...and the crumpled paper was supposed to be the crazy chicks face/head...

Because, you know, that's how you punish a bitch for ditching yo' ass.

[richardland]

@DestroyaDoll nah, you had it right. i just thought that might be a little much so i pretended. no fooling you though.

[DestroyaDoll]

OMFG...PLEASE DO NOT say that you drive a 94' Lexus SC400! That car is an abomination!

[richardland]

@DestroyaDoll idk the actual year. i just know its not new.

[ShmoogleOsukamiKun]

I just can't get enough of your vlogs. :D

[richardland]

@ShmoogleOsukamiKun good, cuz i cant get enough of people saying they cant get enough of anything i do, ever :D

[animalcollectivity]

I would ordinarily find a 12 minute long video blog boring, but I watched every second and loved it.

[mcrocksxoxo]

I'm FINALLY catching up on all your videos. The world is seeming less annoying by the minute!

[tylakitty]

:) :) :) that's all ;)

[mascottie]

@richardland hahaha you stoooopid ;)



[richardland]

@Przeszczepification that dog IS a dick. im glad someone finally had the guts to say it

[richardland]

@evmoneyTV after dozens of hours of turning a camera on and talking to it since i was 3, i finally got mediocre at it a couple weeks ago! thanks for noticing the milestone!

[richardland]

@Brookerdoo dude, we hang out all the time. you're just asleep most the time cuz im shy, but ive whispered some awesome stories to you while stroking your hair. good times! bffs forevs

[richardland]

@animalcollectivity i more than half expected this to end with "and this video was no different! go kill yourself, loser! :)" - but it didnt! happy ending!