CHILDPROOF | TELETUBBIES REAL HOLLYWOOD STORY Terry Bradshaw

CHILDPROOF
TELETUBBIES: REAL HOLLYWOOD STORY

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Childproof's "terry bradshaw" is on iTunes, Snocap, as is the record Original Copy, which is for sale as a CD from TV.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
SEX, DRUGS & TELETUBBIES
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After 10 years the Teletubbies real hollywood story is revealed, proving Rev. Jerry Falwell 100% right about the mysterious, genderless, alien creatures! Genderless? Not so! (as the shocking video reveals in lurid detail!) This raw, behind the camera view on the Tubbies' depraved lives unveils what the world always suspected, though "proof" was beyond our grasp. With the truth out it is painfully obvious we always knew and are thus complicit in the Tubbies' immoral indulgences. Like an absentee parent, we turned a blind eye, perversely reveling in our covert suspicion that the Teletubbies were secretly all about sex, drugs & rock 'n' roll.

Sad but not surprising, their soul-sucking ways caught up. This video is dedicated to the memory of Tinky-Winky, who hung himself with a guitar string after Dipsy dumped him & immediately started dating a hockey player. R.I.P. Tinky-Winky ?-2007

"We all knew Dipsy was bad news. I cautioned Tinky-Winky about getting deeply involved," says Childproof singer TV, "I miss Tinky-Winky. He had his problems, especially drugs, but he was sweet to the bottom of his heart, until it broke & the drugs no longer worked. Dipsy continuing to contact Tinky, professing his love while seeing someone else, finally pushed him over the edge."

Where are the Teletubbies today? Po got her act together & recently married a long-time earthling companion in a civil partnership ceremony. After Tinky-Winky's death Dipsy quit the hard-life & went back to school to become a nutritionist. Lala returned to The Teletubbie home planet and has not been seen in our dimension since. Today, billions of intergalactic fans still enjoy the Teletubbies show, & moreover, this exposé will no doubt signal a Tubby revival.

The truth is out there,
Jason Reiner
Copenhagen, Denmark

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CREDITS
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CHILDPROOF "Terry Bradshaw" written by TV & Jay
recorded by Steve Albini at Electrical Audio, Chicago

The band is
TV - singing, guitar
Jay - guitar
Dave - bass
Nondor - drums (in the video)
Billy - drums (on the song)

THE VIDEO
written by TV

DIRECTED and edited by Deyson
http://www.deysonortiz.com/

Additional direction, editing & VFX by Stivan

CAST
Tinky-Winky - TV
Dipsy - Julia
Lala - India
Po - Nick
The Director - Stivan
The Clapper Girl - TV's mom
Arab Gas Station Clerk - Jay
Hookers - Nicole, AJ, Michelle, Rachel
Smiling Homeless Kid - Mike

COSTUMES by Julia & India

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NEMLIG UMIDDELBAR Slippe : Køn , Narkotiske midler TELETUBBIES

Efter 10 år den sand hollywood handling er løfte sløret for , prøvekørsel Rev. Jerry Falwell 100% lige omkring den hemmelighedsfuld udenfor køn, fremmed skabninger , Den Teletubbies! Udenfor køn? Ikke altså! ( nemlig den oprørende video løfte sløret for i lurid detalje! ) Indeværende hudløs , hale den kamera se på oven på den Tubbie's lastefuld lever afsløre hvad Amerika altid ane , selv om " påvisning " var over vor opfatte. Men hos den sandhed ud den er slette vi altid, vi er meddelagtighed i den Tubbie's immoral overbærenhed. Vi løfte sløret for i den skjult anelse at den Teletubbies var i det skjulte al omkring køn , narkotiske midler & gynge 'n' gynge. Bedrøvelig men ikke overraskende , deres sjæl - amme veje fanget oppe. Indeværende video er tilegnet hen til den hukommelse i Tinky - Afviserblink , hvem ophængt sig hos en guitar følge hvor Dipsy skilte sig & straks begyndte tidsbestemmelse en hockey spilleren. R.I.P. Tinky - Afviserblink? 2007 " vi al kendte Dipsy var skadelig nyheder. JEG advarsel! Tinky - Afviserblink omkring fik inderligt involveret " siger Childproof afsynge TV, "ja føle savnet af Tinky-Afviserblink. Han fik problematik , navnlig narkotiske midler, men var yndig hen til den det nederste af hans hjerte, indtil sig ruineret & den narkotiske midler ikke længere arbejdede." Der hvor er den Teletubbies idag? Po fik sig opføre sammen & i den senere tid gift for længe siden earthling ledsager i en høflig samarbejde handling. Efter Tinky - Afviserblink endeligt Dipsy forlade den skrap - liv & blev igen hen til skole hen til blive en naturvidenskabelig i nærende. Lala hjemkommen hen til Den Teletubbie hjem klode og har ikke blevet set i vor dimentional siden.

Den sandhed er ude efter der!
Jason Reiner
København , Danmark

Category:

Music

Tags:

• teletubbies
• childproof
• real
• true
• hollywoord
• story
• parody
• satire
• terry
• bradshaw
• sex
• drugs
• tinky-winky
• anna
• nicole

[Haloooooo6]

lmfao - omg if I were to see that on the street i would literally shit myself laughing lmao

[colclough2k8]

when the girl sucks on dipsys thing on his head dats fucking quality lol

[rufinariojasx]

all individuals, and every set--from. Enjoy this movie free @ MovieWatcher(.)US

[JoHnWaYnEv2nd]

whut? err i cant remember whut i wuz talking about. r u a member of dis band or somepin??

[Rowan112]

What Japanese Lyrics?

[Rowan112]

I wasn't there... Because it was filmed on Easter Sunday & I was home w/ the Boys! But I was on the phone w/ him like 20 times that day! W/ him saying things like: "We just bought the Bras and stuff at Target!" "We had to find a bra that fit me over the costume!" N shows this to just about everyone&we both have it on our Myspace pages! THAT WAS A GREAT DAY!

& the Boys just love the song! He's got some pretty good ones!

[sflseraphim]

lol im the hooker towards the end of the video that steals the purple ones money after he smokes some bad shit... im also married to the bum that gets hit with the burrito. (a cheese burger burrito from 7-11) hahaha

[checkerphil]

Now that's Gangsta!

[JoHnWaYnEv2nd]

The song sounds like something that would be used on some retarded American teen sex college comedy.

Why the Japanese lyrics?- that shit meanta be funny or you dig it or what??

[ieroXrocks]

can i get some lyrics up in here?

[Rowan112]

Yes, this is hillarious... Amagine what it's like being married to one of the people in the video... Yup... That's me... I'm married to the guy that plays the red one....

and I'm not afraid to admit it either!