S.N.I.A — Piece a' Piss (feat. Clash and Dagger & The K.G.B)

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http://www.mediafire.com/?1e9v0w3oplt074c

Just a typical day at 2fort.

A foray into arrangement, pitch-shifting and percussive weaponry. Bang Bang Bang Bang.

LYRICS (thanks to Xinnalynn for writing these down for me)

Chapter One: Via Mundi

Here's a touching story:
Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The End.

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Sorry there, nurse!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Gah...I'm actually gettin' worse.

Chapter Two: Aemulatrix

(AHEM) Good day to you!
Spoy 'round here!
(GAH) Peekaboo! I never really was on your side.
(BANG) Oy was never on your side, either!
Oh dear, I have made quite a mess...
How many times have you died? Oy'm actually gettin' impressed.
You disgust me, filthy jar-man! (HAHAHA, you live in a van!)
Nnnghh... (OOH- Oh, you suck.)
Skill always beats luck.
Well played "mate," I did all I could.
(Aaauggh!) How's 'at bullet feel? Feel good?
Oh, please! Just stay dead.
Stupid bloody spies! Piss off, big-head!
(Ooooff!) Backstab that! (Augh!) Sneak around this... (CRIT) Piece 'a piss!

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' bomb-lobbin' simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Sorry there, nurse!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Gah...I'm actually gettin' worse.

Chapter Three: Bellum Gigantum

[Singing more beautiful than a choir of a thousand angels]

Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
G'day, ya twitchy hooligan!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Spot on, ya' lard-armed simpleton!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
I could do this all day!
Thanks fa' standing still (BANG BANG BANG BANG)
Wicked! Bombs away! (SPLASH)

I told ya' snipin' was a good job.

LEGAL CRAP

I don't own Team Fortress 2, nor do I own the rights to Paper Planes or Straight to Hell. Don't sue me.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• TF2
• Cover
• Team
• Fortress
• Paper
• planes
• Sniper
• Spy
• Heavy
• Thanks
• for
• standing
• still
• Wanker

[GamingGeinto]

[Singing more beautiful than a choir of a thousand angels]

Damn straight.

[redheadsadako]

@ownedbyfurytwopoint0

That guy could explain the instruction sheet of Ikea furniture and it would sound extemely sexual.

[Andra0417]

i like the heavy's solo

[NooN4n17]

@KalvaMaySajot did i mention winning? no i did not i just said profit

:brofist:

[KalvaMaySajot]

@NooN4n17 No. You're playing CTF_2fort. There's no winning to be had.

[Captainslav]

This is way better then the original.

[NooN4n17]

1.open song

2.open 2fort map on tf2

3. play sniper

4. ???

5. profit?

[nad330022]

Cloak and swagger :D

[CopShowGuy]

Wait...he killed Left 4 Dead survivors?!

[Caboose039]

Either he's using aimbot, or he's on an idling server. Great job, you actually bothered to rhyme AND prevent it from becoming a simple hash together of insults.

[k3v1nfbr]

haha thats amazing xDD good job MATE

[bullyfan4]

IT FUCKING RHYMES. BEST SONG EVER.