Atheist Joke, Teacher 'Schooled" by a 4th Grader!! (Very funny!)

Lol!! Jesus brought a correction to His disciples one time, and explained to them that the MUST have faith as a child. This Humorous exchange between a 4th grader and her atheist teacher exemplifies this point and is sure to make you chuckle. Enjoy!! :)

Category:

Comedy

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• Atheist
• humour
• joke
• Christian
• Jonah
• the
• whale
• debate
• bible
• Darwin
• evolution
• Jesus
• classroom

[Godeaux60]

I imagine I shouldn't be surprised that a made-up story is used by a member of a group that is defined by a made-up story. 

It is, however, decidedly un-Christian.

[kingdmculture]

@Godeaux60 Ha ha... good one. How ever you statement is massively assumptive. Can you offer any actual proof that Biblical accounts were made up or is that just you arbitrary assertion?

PS Lighten up dude, have a laugh. It is healthy not to take yourself too seriously.

[jzuidema]

moral of this story: If someone corrects you on your false and impossible believes, resort to telling them they'll burn in hell for an eternity...It will make for a good joke!

[brad85ram]

Ah ha, nice.

[LOGICandREAS0N]

Evolution is a proven fact, humans did not live with dinosaurs, the Earth is not less than 10,000 years old, it is 4.54 billion years old. There is no heaven or hell, no miracles, no eternal life.

Religious people need to stop forcing children into churches as soon as they pop out of the womb. Instead of spending millions of dollars on religion and church, we need to fund science and education. That is the driving force for advancing our species.

[xphreakyphilx]

@kingdmculture The teacher would have said, "what if you go to hell?", but then I guess she could say, "see you there", so my comment has no point...

[Faithfightersdg]

:D

[wowamonn]

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[Spetsop]

@kingdmculture

Would you kill one child to save 100 other children?  I know some people will say "yes", while others will say "no", I personally don't know what I would have done, maybe tried to find other ways to save all of them... it depends on the situation and it's hard to decide if you are not in it. But what is the "ultimate right" there?

[Spetsop]

@kingdmculture

People object to everything all the time, like I said, you derive YOUR standard of "right" based on YOUR experiences, education, culture, etc. Because people will always do what THEY see as "right", and there are more than just one outcome that can be "right" for most, if not all, situations... that's why I said there can never be an ultimate standard of "right", because that just doesn't make sense. It leaves no room for thought because "the way" has already been "written".

[kingdmculture]

@Spetsop Hmm... OK, let's see. U have said; "There can NEVER be an ultimate standard of "right". U even capitalized the never as if these thing things could be subject to change. Is ur view 'right'? If what u assert is 'true' then does that mean that u believe in 'absolute truth'? I would love to hear what you think. If there is no universal external standard of right then why would you or any atheist object to my video since one cannot compare it to a standard of "right"? Slippery slope ya?