Patrick Melton - Handicapped Heckler

I was doing shows in Minnesota. This guy drove three hours from Wisconsin to see me. He is in a wheelchair. The show is in a basement comedy club. There is no elevator. This guy interrupted half of my 45 minute set. I have it all recorded here in it's (almost) entirety. Sorry for the length, but I had to deal with it, so fuck you; you deal with it, too.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pmelt
• patrick melton
• nlo
• nobody likes onions
• comedy
• standup
• funny
• humor
• comedian
• stand up
• stand-up
• handicapped
• heckler comic jokes

[Sdoots]

Slayer shirt here. This was the highlight of my summer, easily.

[jspesh]

Wow what a horrible audience. Glad you ripped that wheelchair faggot to shreds, he was being a complete asshole all the way through. You did well not to just walk off stage.

[Fibonacci2nthpower]

Brilliant.

[CopenhagenMoFo]

He don't even get to tell his jokes. Fucking assholes.

[MrTrufflePigs]

Fuck everyone whos pissed off that he was making fun of a guy in a wheel chair, the handy dart was being a complete dick and kept bringing up his disability trying to make the crowd feel sorry for him? fuck him.

[BillHicks420]

"Sir, I understand where you're coming for, I mean if I was in a wheelchair, I'd drink my brains out, too. All the time"

[DScoffers]

very funny, but close to the bone

[BloodyKnukelz]

Clank ta Clank ta Clank LMFAO

[voetbal12]

"Fat black guys in cages in the back" LMAO! So funny!!!!

[nemtizz]

'I've never wanted someone to have AIDS so much' HAHAHAHA.

[brandtproduction]

poor guy- such a bad audience

[blibz]

Fucking hilarious. 'nuff said.