The World's Most Terrifying Penises : The Leopard Slug

Created as a video counterpart to the fifth installment of my "The World's Most Terrifying Penises" ( http://dave-littler.livejournal.com/8... ), this is my first YouTube video ever. It is my hope that it serves to both educate and horrify you all in equal parts. Those interested in more of the same are encouraged to visit my journal :

http://dave-littler.livejournal.com/

The slug footage, incidentally, comes from a BBC documentary entitles "Life in the Undergrowth", which is actually quite fantastic and well worth watching in its own right.

Oh, and as to the latin name, 'Mucosus Invertebratus Caputithyphallicus', this is not actually true, but it MIGHT be if they had been discovered and named by Carl Chun, whose somewhat whimsical approach to zoology results in us living in a world which contains a creature known to science as "THE VAMPIRE SQUID FROM HELL", which is not actually a vampire, not actually a squid, and not actually from hell, but whose name is otherwise 100% accurate.

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[sheller153]

Imagine riding a bike down a forest path when all of a sudden you run face first into this dangling spectacle of hermaphrodite horror.

[Kawaii Jesus]

Still longer than my penis... fuck you slug :(

[Cohen Wright]

I'd just go and kut their dicks off with scissors because that is weird

[mrsylar91]

probably just easier to say that they're bi...

[traceysthings]

all that mid-air hanging was actually sounding quite romantic until you said 'AND THEN THEY WHIP THEIR DICKS OUT'

[Dorian Veal]

Then that's when the weird shit starts lmao

[Eliana Bravo]

Ains!

[LastPlum]

Headphones users will know, the left and right channels are not balanced :(

[Nacionalista Blanco del SoCal]

Eww. :-S

[Margaret Antill]

I wish you continued the series! Your funny and informational.

[Javal Thomas]

Lmao

[AndieGoesRawr]

I'm from BC too hey hey