Revenge of Pulp Fiction

If only Mace were a bit more like Jules.

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[Treblaine]

Weird that he gave this speech as a pistol-packing gangster, yet when he is an actual spiritual warrior Lucas gives him no line anywhere near as epicly biblical.

Fail, Lucas. FAIL!

[Agent1W]

@DeMystified2012 But it wasn't just any purple lightsaber. It was the one that said "badass motherfucker" on it.

[TheSupersayian4life]

Why would u put the part were he cut off his hand asshole

[kalbahamut]

Incredibly you just made one of the Star Wars prequels even worse.

[TheLecooke]

yeah 

[jcolumby]

@Momentum139 Hold up, I respect and agree that George Lucas gifted us with the masterpiece known as Star Wars. He deserves full credit but have you seen the betrayal trailer for SWTOR Online? It's fantastic. I was making a joke that George Lucas would never go for a movie with nothing BUT Jedi and Sith battling it out to the death. Not sure I would pay 20 bucks for any movie. ;)

[Momentum139]

I could just as easily spend $20 and play Tekken, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, or MvC3 for half an hour or more if I wanted constant fighting with no plot or reason (sans Mortal Kombat and Tekken to a degree).

[Momentum139]

@jcolumby... excuse me? Please elaborate on that. See it's a bit ironic hearing someone say a movie "needs to be made a certain way" based on the mythos that came off of an expanded universe that was BASED off of the movie-in-question. Lucas can direct the film however he wants, he made it, not the developers behind the Old Republic who are ribbing off his and others' material and writing their own fiction. I would not pay $20-60+ to see an hour of fight scenes with poor narrative.

[jcolumby]

George Lucas needs to grow up, watch Star Wars: The Old Republic the Betrayal Trailer and make a good damn movie! Heaven forbid all the movie has is short sentenced dialogue and a lot of light saber duels. Would that be so bad?

[jcolumby]

@Historicutuber no i mean assuming Anakin would have walked in after Mace Windu severed Darth Sidious's head from his body and then stood ready to face Anakin Skywalker. If only i had directed that movie. (Hayden Christensen is such a chump.) Windu was the strongest of all Jedi and should have taken them both out with ease. Then again the only time I've been content with Star Wars was reading the Darth Bane trilogy by Drew Karpyshyn.