I can cry milk, yes I know it's disgusting, I know it's moronic, I know it probably means I need to address some mental health issues.
But...It's basically a superpower.
Getting mugged in the street? I can cry milk at the mugger make him sick and run away.
A Cat stuck in a tree? I can cry milk make it hop down and lick my face.
Falling from a sky scraper? I can cry milk and cheer you up while you do your physiotherapy.
Have a terminal illness? well...I can ermmm...cry milk!
haha thats mint
Opotling 1 year ago