Hunger State of Mind | UQ Law Revue 2011

WINNER:
Legalsuper Law Revue of the Year Competition 2011

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Credits:

Writer: Jo Sri and Alex Forrester

Singers: Jo Sri and Kimie Tsukakoshi

Audio: Farhan Huq

Production team: Pat Begley, Alex Forrester, Matt Hendry and James Semit


Lyrics:

Yeah I'm out at UQ
Down in the law library
Only just had breakfast, but already I'm hungry
Should have brought a sandwich, or some kind of muesli bar
I could eat it anywhere, I eat muesli everywhere
But now I've got no options,
Stomach's making funny noises
Vending machine's broken, nearby fat guy eats McDonalds
Step out into sunshine
Great Court is empty
I could go to Merlot's now
Should I get a pastry?
Grass looking tasty
Salivating
Starving so bad that I'm hallucinating
W201,
Chilling with my boy Hinchy,
Said we should get subway -- but Russell I ain't made of money,
Say what up to pad thai? Munching on some mad thai,
Sitting courtside appetite like I got high
Hunger got me psyched out
I could eat a manatee,
No time for platitudes, put your mouth where your money is

Food court, don't know what their lunches are made of
There's nothing you can't chew
Down in the food court
Each dish is flavoured with sand too
Gravy train inspires you,
Let's hear it for food court, food court food court

Catch me at the souv hut getting with an Aussie wrap
Boy this shit is so good I will even risk a heart attack
Ready for dessert though,
Craving a gelato
Dolce and Banana got me covered with their bacio
Welcome to the grease pot
Where the food is never hot
Never ask for chicken it, tastes like a fly swat
Tackle Box, oily woks, dirty socks, get a dish
Yeah mixing fish and chips with bolognaise I got my greatest wish
Cooking food this bad? Have to be a sadist
Shitness for the fittest it's survival of the fattest
Vegetarian comes with little bits of meat
The ibis'll steal your food, pigeons pooing on your seat
Ads for kit-kat, ads for red room,
Ads fucking everywhere it's like I'm in Will Anderson's Bedroom
Can't afford anything, five finger discount
No-one goes hungry, here in the Sunshine state yeah

Food court, lots of people of Chinese background
And no that's not racist
Just stating facts - food court
The staff sometimes wash their hands too
Hygiene will inspire you
Pig out at the food court, food court
Food court

Free food on the floor if you're not picky
Wipe hands on friends, when they get sticky
No place in the world that could compare
Everybody gets their lunch and
Everybody finds "hair, hair, hair, hair"

Food court, sushi roll costs more than my textbook
It's ninety percent rice
And so's the book -- food court
Weekly specials aren't really weekly
And nor are they special
Don't touch my chips
Food court, food court, food court

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[Conicki]

thumbs up if you think this should be the new UQ ad campaign

[jyusi4]

from QUT bro but this is Fucking awesome

[simongenius1]

from Med revue, you guys are better filmmakers.

[realAltermind]

I  feel violated...

[starfucker00]

I sold my textbooks to buy some sushi...

[BL0WY0URMIND]

food court pizza is the best

[austrooo]

Wow.

[OutJurys]

@phoratio It's important for you to take note of anything that mentions hunger without addressing the problem of world hunger. You're making the world a better place, one Youtube comment at a time. I'm entirely sure that your concern stems directly from a sincere interest in addressing poverty.

[phoratio]

@OutJurys Indeed, then there is this.

[OutJurys]

@phoratio The internet can offer you many interesting and overwhelming things to learn. Well done.