Crazy Guy at Public Meeting

Although it's not totally clear when exactly this next part happened, it was somewhere around then that George Shinn, the owner of the Charlotte Hornets, befriended some sort of "rogue helicopter pilot" who proceeded to fly his vehicle 25 to 30 feet above a local citizen named David Thompson's roof line. Thompson spotted them "between the magnolia tree and the property line," where they hovered for approximately two minutes before "bailing out." In this video, Thompson asks the local authorities for what any sensible person would want: Justice. Unfortunately, his request is denied because he is completely fucking insane and none of it actually happened. Okay, so David Thompson admittedly mucks up a few facts (like that whole thing about the existence of a "rogue helicopter pilot"), but you've gotta give him credit for name-dropping John Walsh. So what if he thinks he's actually IN the FBI? As an added bonus, you get to hear him call someone a "chameleon, lemon-headed, coward, terrorist pussy," and you know what? That's special.

Video:UNCjigga
Text: Cracked.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• worst
• public
• access
• TV
• roouge
• helicopter
• pilot
• crazy
• guy
• lemon
• headed
• coward
• terrorist
• pussy

[usmchutch]

Why can't we have someone with this much passion speak about shit that matters?

[ethanike]

Press 6 over and over! HAHAHA Complete insanity.

[T500Suzuki]

Th...th...th..that's all folks.

[exr345]

Fuck John Walsh.

[MrRrrrrrryyyy]

Comment removed by rogue helicopter pilot

[frenchfries4life1]

I think this is one of my friends step dad.

[rastaR00STER]

They have a right to be scared! Thats why im here!! Lol

[lyraxbelanquaxx]

i am a FAN of this dude

[cottenmouth4201]

WATCHOUT! this is bat country...

[purplewolfking]

.....cocaine is a hell of a drug....

[andrewb261]

"Somebody had their hand in the pie." I DIED.

[TOXZIKC]

iwish i was david thompson