Rifftrax Presents - Jurassic Park 3 Sample (Matthew J. Elliott)

Coming 4/15/11!
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/jurassic-park-3
Three is the magic number—Three Musketeers, Three Blind Mice, three trained marksmen stationed at different points in Dealey Plaza.* Jurassic Park 3 follows the great tradition of movie trilogies where the person or persons responsible for the success of the first two decided to do something else while they still had a career, leaving whoever happened to be available at the time to finish the job—for further examples, see The Mummy, Scream and The X-Men series.

British guy Matthew J Elliott wishes the world at large to know that, in preparing this commentary (the first in history to mention vajazzling.**), he agonized over every single riff. Now it's your turn.

*As outlined in my forthcoming book, How Elvis Killed JFK—check Amazon for further details, unless it's suppressed by Government Forces or poor advance sales

**At least, I assume so. Hell, I can't watch 'em all. Maybe there's something about it in Casablanca or The Star Wars Holiday Special. But I sure as hell hope not.
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/jurassic-park-3

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Rifftrax
• MST3K
• Mystery Science Theater 3000
• Mike Nelson
• Matthew J Elltiott
• MAtthew Elliott
• Jurassic Park
• JP3
• Clever Girl
• Blockbusters
• Riff
• Riffing
• Comedy
• Spoof
• Parody

[msampson3d]

Riffs with a single commentator just sound awkward. It's so much better when there is a second person to play off of. Probably will be sitting this one out.

[chatchick2]

Is it just me, or does this guy sound like Little Kuribo (Yugioh The Abridged Series)?

[ziggycurrans]

Call 555-CLEVER-GIRLS

[footerest78]

Gold Star for (1:12) "...next year we're going to WestWorld."

[MrTheaterBasement]

@msampson3d I don't know, the early ones with just Mike weren't bad.

[crowskyler]

Sorry, I only accept Lllllladies when done by the other guys. XD

[Zantillia]

Got quite a few chuckles out of me, nice job. =P

[mapmonster]

that wasn't funny at all

[sorenkierkegaard2008]

Dude, you're actually pretty funny! Most of these self-made rifftrax suck, but I laughed several times at that. I do agree with others on here, though, just for purely aesthetic reasons, it seems like it would sound better with one more person.

[Segeric]

Did you see Tron Legacy? lol

[Dinoslay]

"You're Alan Grant."

"No, I'm Sam Neill. And I flipping hate this role."

[kakashi76767]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lame