You Call That a Knife? THIS is a Knife!
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"My machete is bigger than yours!" *Bitchy robber runs out of the store in embarrassment.*
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In the US, in Florida, a criminal, and a convenience store owner. There is no situation anywhere in the world that is more likely to see a gun and these dudes are pulling out giant knives???
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@ItssBrian nope thats not origanl enough
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Should have been a gun.
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13 Century
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What the fuck is up with this machete business? Over here in Texas, the convenience store clerks keep guns behind the counter, period-end-of-sentence.
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What a pussy white trasdh Yankee cunt. Im white... but Im not SCUM. Anyway, the robber is a total jerk. He robs these women like they are nothing and as soon as a man comes on the scene he runs like the true coward he is.
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@chadzorz I wouldn't call you a stupid fuck, because I don't really know you, but yea, the rest of the comment is pretty spot on
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@danieldeming wtf is this town home of Friday The 13th and has sale on machetes
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Fuckin Florida. I wonder if that was the Piggly Wiggly by the trailer park that all the lot lizards hang out at?
Oh its just a woman with a sword i cna do anything... oh FUCK A DUDE
Prarrie1dog1boy 2 weeks ago 14
@ 1:14 I kept yelling "CUT HIS ARM OFF!"
saxmastergq 2 weeks ago 6