Family Guy - All I Really Want For Christmas

(UK) Series 11 - Episode 4 - Road To The North Pole.
(US) Season 9 - Episode 7 - Road To The North Pole.

Enjoy.

Peter: Jessica Biel and Megan Fox, wearin' nothin' but their socks. Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Brian: Well, that's just not practical.

Lois: Spending a week in Mexico, with some black guys and some blow.
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Peter: Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?

Chris: I would like a pair of skates, then I'd go out skating. But I really don't know how to skate.
Ha-ha!

Meg: I want a Lexus all in pink, and a dad who doesn't drink.

Peter: Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.

The Griffins (except Brian): All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.

Brian: Santa's got his work cut out for him.

Peter: Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.

Lois: I wanna tour the Spanish coast...

Peter: Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...

Peter and Lois: Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Lois: Wait, what?

Peter: Forget it. Keep goin'.

Chris: Jennifer Garner in my bed...

Meg: Softer voices in my head...

Chris and Meg: Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Stewie: Yellow cake uranium. Never mind the reason. Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.
[laughs]

Brian: Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?

Peter: Poo on you! It's not enough!

Stewie: Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here. [grabs his crotch]

The Griffins: All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.

Brian: I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.

Lois: Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.

Peter: And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that.

Quagmire: Japanese girls with no restraint, just to choke me till I faint. Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Ooh, giggity!

Bonnie: Platinum-plated silverware...

Joe: Just one day when kids don't stare...

Bonnie and Joe: Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Mort: If you put a Christmas tree, in the public airport. I will go to court and sue your ass!
Happy holiday!

Mayor Adam West: Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?

Herbert: And a little drummer boy. He can either tap his drum or my rear.

Mayor Adam West, Herbert and Mort: All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.

Tom Tucker: I want a golden mustache comb.

Angela: And some spermicidal foam.

Tom Tucker and Angela: That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

Carter: I want a brand new pitching wedge.

Consuela: I would like more Lemon Pledge.

Carter and Consuela: That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

Bruce: I just want a wedding ring, from someone named Jeffrey.

Jillian: I just want some colored Easter eggs.

Carl: I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.

Tomak: We don't know what "Christmas" is.

Bellgarde: We have something else called "Kishgev Fufleer".

Everyone (except Brian): All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• family guy
• christmas
• all i want for christmas
• family guy song

[booyah719]

Wait, that's Megan Fox?

I thought it was Lucy Liu.

Meh, either one is acceptable.

[Volts48]

thumbs up if you're going to memorize this song for the next Christmas season.

[iRicecrispy]

@MegaRyking ... You ruined your own joke... Terrible just terrible...

[MegaRyking]

@SubTerraMetalFencer peters daughter ?!?!?! lol ok then she is yours XD

[cxiong116]

All i really want for Christmas.

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

Silly Peter, Megan is mine!

[panosmel97]

@vergilheartnet so does Quagmire,what a coincidence?

[a007master]

2:11 oye!

[halloweendudes]

NACKED WOMEN!!!!!!

[vergilheartnet]

Japanese girls with no Restraint

just to choke me till i faint

its all i really want for christmas THIS YEEEEAAAR!!!!!!!!

[nalyd324]

hahahaha whats brian looking at? hint: their ass

[ByVxIJa]

(UK) Series 11 - Episode 4 - Road To The North Pole.

(US) Season 9 - Episode 7 - Road To The North Pole.

what wtf why are the seasons different in the uk?