"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin'
And the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny

Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's OK
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the missile-toe

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

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[93Bjong]

2 people will get nucked on this jolly holiday.

[Enzo Aprile]

- We'll ALL get nuked next year. That's why 2012 is so famous.

[Zero Suou]

Nope. Ask any scientist--they'll disprove it. Ask the Mayans, though, and they'd get pissed off that their observations are being seen the wrong way.

[Enzo Aprile]

- Hahaha, wow... did you really think I was being serious?

[Zero Suou]

I see...though I didn't, I merely replied with that to assist those who would take you seriously. That way, you won't need to~!

[Enzo Aprile]

- Heh, it's okay.

[Enzo Aprile]

This album was released in 1986...

[DarkvindFromIllier]

Somehow this makes me think of Fallout...

[bcrs4110]

Lul, it's April 2013, and we're all still alive

[SomeGuyYeah007]

Couldn't have been more wrong.

[Abbenxena]

based on the number of replys basically saying that you are a dumb ass, you are the only one that knew you were being sarcastic

[Commentguy2]

wow -_-

[OneManBoxOffice2]

...and to your left, you see an idiot who can never tell that any song that was made 15 years BEFORE 9/11 was supposedly about 9/11.

[warpedwiselegoman]

Wrong ground zero,moron...

[TheArmoredCat]

this seems very fitting this year

[Heard2112]

Ground Zero also refers to the detonation point of a nuclear bomb.

[oogie6789]

I remember when the nuclear bombs went off at the towers. The disturbing part was when those zombies climbed out eh?

THINK before you comment ¬_¬

[gamergeek100]

Well it is quite hard to hear what you read. Might need to add /sarcasm