Just Had Chametz by Kol Ish (Celebrating Passover)

Happy Passover 2013!
What is Passover? http://www.jewfaq.org/holidaya.htm
What is Chametz? ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chametz ) Laugh your way to a Passover Seder (the festival meal) near you!

How do I sell it?
http://www.askmoses.com/en/article/53...


Credits:
Kol Ish is:
Shawn Levine, Michael Gevaryahu, Ayton Sanders, Eliyahu Dvorin, David Lipsitz, and JJ Katz

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Video by Ari Berkowicz
Vocal Recording, Mixing, and Editing by Michael Gevaryahu

Special thanks to guest participants in the video:
Brian Finkel, Melissa Levine, Rachel Channon, Dov Lerner, Kfirah Covel

"Just Had Chametz" is a parody of "Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhr...)

The karaoke backtrack to this video is "The Lonely Island ft Akon I Just Had Sex Karaoke" by bbotcangmating
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhzY91...)

We wish everyone a Happy and a Kosher Passover/Chag Kasher V'Sameach!

ENJOY YOUR PASSOVER 2013!!!!!

Lyrics:

Sometimes, on Passover, we can't suffer through 8 days of flat tasteless matza (Kol Ish... Sings ma nishtana, yeah!)
so on this night...we've just got to sing:

Just had chametz
And it tastes so good (Tastes so good)
I prematurely ate chametz on passover
Just had chametz
And I'll never go back (Never go back!)
To the constipation of the past.

Have you ever had chametz?
I have, it tastes great
It tastes so good when I lick it off my finger-
A bagel dripping schmeer,
I literally just had it.
Taste of it lingers like a stage five clinger.

Never guess where I just came from: had chametz,
When I should have been only eating Manischewitz.
When I had the chametz,
Man it really felt great
And I called my rabbi right after I was done.

Oh hey, didn't see you there. Guess what I just ate?
Had challah, chocolate cake, mac and cheese, shake and bake.
You couldn't wait a few days before you ate those things?
It just felt like forever.
Now sing!

Just had chametz
And it tastes so good. (Tastes so good!)
I prematurely ate chametz on passover-
I wanna tell the world.

To be honest I'm surprised I had the chutzpah just to chew it.
Don't you have self control?
I just blew it.
You were sitting at the table just eating!
With my fork and knife!
What food?
The best turkey sandwich of my life. (My life!)

In Egypt all the Jews must have been walking in de-nial.
'Cause honestly the bread of affliction is vile.
With that in mind, chametz really is so much better.
I even keep some in the pocket of my turtle-neck sweater.

So this one's celebrating all that food
That tastes so much better than macaroons.
If it's bread or cake, or any thing you bake,
We wanna thank the Lord for looking the other way.

I covered it in matza. (Doesn't matter, chametz)
It was eaten at the Kotel. (Doesn't matter, chametz)
I went and dipped it in the mikvah. (Doesn't matter, chametz)
It wasn't even Kosher! (Still counts!)

Just had chametz,
And my dreams came true. (Dreams came true)
So if you had chametz at the passover seder then you're qualified to sing with me:
Just had chametz, (Everybody sing!)
And it tastes so good! (We all had chametz!)
I prematurely ate chametz on passover! (I wanna tell the world!)
Just had chametz,
And I'll never go back! (No no no!)
To the constipation of the past.

ENJOY YOUR PASSOVER 2013!

• Category

  Comedy

[TzviBenYonasan]

Is this acapella? Permitted during the Omer/ three weeks?

[KOLISH]

This was sung over a Karaoke Track. It would not be considered vocal music.

[samio31oh]

i love this so much! hahah this makes me so proud to be jewish...that fact of how amazing this video is :]

[Levine Judaica]

This is the most AMAZING Passover video EVER! It has the BEST influence on all the JEWS in the world who do not even know what Passover or Chametz is! This video is featured in Haaretz, YNET, & JTA Worldwide! Not one religious, shomer mitzvot person ate, Chas veshalomn, chametz on Pesach because of this video. But over 110,000 people all over the world laughed, enjoyed this video & counted the minutes til they could eat Chametz (think donut or Bagel w/ shmear) AFTER the chag. We LOVE Kol Ish!

[deblaze666]

yarmulka flying off at 1:04 perfect

[Abigail Kay]

113 people didn't eat chametz this Pesach but wished they had.

[yrujj]

true story bro

[TheAriberk]

Never gets old. Chag Sameach

[edshane100]

Amazing and super hilarious!

[Juan Carlos Cavazos]

April 5. Passover 2011 started on April 11. Clever way to dispose of your chametz, guys.

[Michael Chakkalo]

Just listened to this song after pass over while eating pizza.

[KroMcLovinFaSho]

Hmm, I like macaroons.

[Nate Gillman]

Hes not really wearing a turtleneck sweater :(

[melissarlevine]

help us spread it!