Zombie Survival Guide: Starting Your Car

How to survive a zombie chase: get a Ford Fiesta - available keyless entry and push-button start makes running away from zombies much easier. Everyone knows zombies like turtles, now you know they hate the Ford Fiesta. Thanks to Zeke's Zombie Emporium for the last-minute zombie rental.

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[RamirezRoyalty]

Then he crashes, because he's Asian :P

[hackerjhou300]

How did the zombie get in the girl's car if it was closed ?

[pgalavizjr]

Cool

[SlyRoogon]

it asks him to verify his fingerprint :P

[Kittywhiskers1000]

All you people saying you hate this Ford will be sorry when there is a zombie apocalypse.

[ollieoniel]

yeah but even a zombie wouldn't be caught dead in a ford.

[Elitepoosniff]

@hackerjhou300 Through something called a door.

[xGrav1tyBlast3rx]

look how stupid ford went to just to try and sell a car

[pidman009]

Look's like someone's buying a Ford Fiesta.

[Airsoftangles]

but, all three of the cars fail they are all total crap.

[AngryAdobo]

@RamirezRoyalty Thus, running away from the crash and finding a new ride because Asians are smart like that.

[jerhinus]

But what happens if,a thief steals your Ford Fiesta?: