Why stop when you have a good thing going. First came the sensational "McGangbang" (http://youtu.be/wxZesFOOHEY) then the magnificent "Double Pounder" (http://youtu.be/Lm3aQQkgco4) and now we're reveling our latest creation, "Breakfast Burglary." A nine step rap video on how to acquire and appreciate several breakfast burritos from McDonald's.
Although what makes a breakfast burrito so delicious, and what motivates us to leave our house in the wee hours of the morning? To answer this question many breakfast burritos had to be consumed and analyzed. Upon further investigation we discovered a breakfast burrito consist of Rolled Pork Sausage, Yellow Onion, Fresh Tomatoes, Green Chili's, American Cheese, Flour Tortillas Shells, and Eggs. This combination turns out to be a truly amazing masterpiece, and probably the reason why thousands are consumed daily.
We decided to take one of your favorite dollar menu breakfast items, the breakfast burrito, and bust out one of the sickest raps known to mankind. All it takes is one breakfast burrito, but to experience the full effect of Breakfast Burglary you need at least eight breakfast burritos. Now you're probably asking yourself what is Breakfast Burglary? It's that McDonald's craving you feel early in the morning, and no other food items could possibly fulfill that empty stomach void. While one breakfast burrito will make you feel slightly satisfied, eight breakfast burritos will make you feel like the grandmaster of the world.
How one obtains these breakfast burritos is most important when it comes to Breakfast Burglary. As it states in its title "burglary" meaning, "the felony of breaking into and entering the house of another at night with intent to steal, extended by statute to cover the breaking into and entering of any of various buildings, by night or day." We don't endorse this method to get breakfast burritos, and we would like to point out one could obtain breakfast burritos in several other fashions from McDonald's. We explicitly highlight the use of a female in our rap to get breakfast burritos, and for further details please read below.
1. Simply drive/guide your vehicle of preference to the closest McDonald's franchise (being the passenger is also acceptable)
2. For ultimate pleasure choose the walk in experience but the drive-thru is also an option
3. Order several breakfast burritos and don't forget to mention the picante sauce (forgotten picante sauce is a common sight from the drive-thru experience, to best avoid this go inside)
4. Unwrap the breakfast burrito and marvel at the succulent feast that lies ahead
5. Lather the picante sauce on top of the breakfast burrito
6. Initiate the eating process, and remember to keep replying the picante sauce
7. Continue eating and repeat the previous steps on all your breakfast burritos
8. Dispose of any left over wrappers/packaging material
9. Sit back and relax, let your digestive system do the rest
Lyrics:
Yo, give me eggs, sausage wrap it up,
Take 5 minutes 10 hours later crap it up
If yo B*#3h aint awake to get em, F*#3h it up
Knock her in the head a little bit, if she still aint up...louisville slugger to the dome piece B*#3h
Get me some cigarettes and a Nike shoes and can I get some of that Picante sauce too
Grab my 45 and I'm out to shoot, hand the burritos over and ill bag the loot
Pistol whip the cashier, may I take your order?
These breakfast bundles better not be any colder
And the next B*#3h who gives me a dirty look gonna get knocked the F*#3h out
Glock glock hot sauce into your eye socket
Snatch up your wallet and your purse and put the money in my pocket
Yo go home and stroke my rocket
Buck buck pow, reload and cock it
Tick tok on the clock breakfast time B*#3h
Yo grab me a burrito and leave my poo poo with the fishes
And that's it B*#3h!
I don't give a fuck about traffic get out the car start yelling and get my A*#3h kicked
Good thing I brought my chap stick cause my ball sac is elastic this rap is fucking fantastic and that's it.
A B*#3h!
McDonald's B*#3h!
After recording/filming "Double Pounder" the motivation to develop a CD came to fruition. We have the equipment; we have the skills, now we just need the subject matter. McDonald's was the common attribute in all of our music so we decided to continue this trend with all of our raps going forward. For this specific rap we decided to focus on McDonald's breakfast menu. With one quick gander of McDonald's breakfast menu we knew we found our inspiration when tasting their breakfast burritos.
We ordered eight breakfast burritos when recording "Breakfast Burglary" and by the end that was more than enough. With every passing minute the breakfast burritos became colder and a little less appealing. We started filming with a great outlook, but highlighting the breakfast burritos proved to be difficult. Luckily the mad rhymes from the rap guided us to an absolutely stunning video.
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This is not the video I wanted to watch after eating a crapload of food...
zechi1 4 months ago
My nickname for this song is TMI
CFrostyTheSnowman 4 months ago
wow!
felixmanga1111 4 months ago