Hugo Takes a Piss

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PART TWO OF A THREE PART SPECIAL EVENT .URINATION FOR FUN AND PROFIT IN THE HEART OF THE CITY. JOIN US WONT YOU?
Hugo Topaz, "Attorney at Law", takes you on bizarre voyage into the human mind. Join us as Hugo discovers his favorite new hobby. Relaxation and Peace of mind in store for you. Hugo goes crazy so you don't have to! Hugo's "Amazing" Spinning Camera will make you dizzy. Use your imagination to place yourself right there in the moment with Hugo. The wind is in your hair, you are spinning, the world is spinning.

A MESSAGE FROM HUGO TOPAZ:
MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN. I AM NOT YELLING AT YOU. I CANNOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS REGARDING THE DISBARMENT PROCEEDINGS OR PRACTICE ANY TYPE OF LAWYERING UNTIL THE MATTER IS SETTLED. - H.TOPAZ

Exercise is key. You must HARD WORKOUT. Talking to yourself will make you feel better mentally and healthily. Don't forget to bring a towel. Because he's really sweaty and, if this gets serious, he may vomit. And when Hugo Topaz vomits, He vomits BLOOD. And Curly fries. He will fall down. HE may become hurt or injured. He may even be killed in the process. Join us for a relaxation adventure!

A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM HUGO TOPAZ
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REPLICATE THE STUNTS PERFORMED HEREIN UNDER PENALTY OF LAWSUITS I AM A LAWYER. - H.TOPAZ

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• HUGO
• TOPAZ
• COMEDY
• PISS
• URINE
• TOILET
• LAWYER
• SPINNING
• SPIN
• HUMOR
• FUNNY
• bathroom
• sketch
• comedian
• humor

[rockandroll7575]

hugo topaz!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cartridgegamegeeks]

you are a champion

[Uaeb]

You should have showed the damage

[Trentonius]

That asshole can't tell you to stop spinning! KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON, HUGO!

[bigzebes]

lol, i'd hate to be the guy who came in behind you.

[MaximoMachismo]

Life is just like pissing on stuff. I enjoyed this. Immensely.