First off: I spelled Anesthesia wrong in the video. whoops! (spelling never has been my strong point) Anyways, this is after my Upper Endoscopy :) I'm apparently a CHILD. Enjoy making fun of me for this!
What being said right now:
A=Amber
M=Mom
A: I don't understand. What's going on? Mom, they told me I had to get a colonoscopy.
M: A What?
A: A colonoscopy
M: Why?
A: Becau...They didn't tell me that...they told me that before...I think.
M: (laughing)
A: I don't...my heart is heavy
M: What? Your heart is heavy?
A: It hurts
M: What are you talking about?
A: I can't move
(break)
A: Are you just here chillin' with me? My IV hurts. I don't know what's going on. I don't.
M: Honey...
A: What, mom?
M: You're fine.
A: I know I'm fine...I think so. How long is it? What time is it?
M: Honey, it's five minutes after you asked me the first time.
A: What did I ask....I didn't ask you! When did I ask you? You didn't ask...I didn't ask you.
M: You did. You asked me when it was 1:30 and I told you it was 1:30.
A: What the heck? Where was I? I was awake?
M: Yes
A: I think I just woke up 2 minutes ago.
M: Shh! You're talking really loud.
A: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What does my hair look like?
M: What difference does it make what your hair looks like?
A: I can't wait for sweet tea.
(break)
A: I decided the best feeling in the world is falling asleep to anesthesia.
M: (laughing)
Nurse: Ah! Michael Jackson thought that too.
A: Michael Jackson didn't wake up?
Nurse: No he didn't.
A: What? He died on a surgery?
Nurse: No, he died at home taking this same drug.
A: That's not good.
Nurse: No, it's not.
A: Well, I don't have excess to those drugs, but I'm okay.
M: (laughing)
A: I'm so confused right now
Nurse: Yeah, you know...you better be hushing. You're going be telling your mother a lot of stuff you don't want her to know.
A: I don't really care, I'm pretty much open book 24/7. Ask her, I say what's on my mind all the time.
M: Oh yes, she does.
Nurse: You might be saying somethings you don't want her to hear.
A: Are they gonna give me water?
Nurse: Are they what?
A: Are they gonna give me water?
Nurse: Yes, I'm gonna take your temperature and set you up and get you something to drink right now.
A: Okay.
Nurse: You can even have a Coca-cola.
A: I don't know...Yeah...maybe. Is it real Cola?
Nurse: It's the REAL thing.
A: It's not fake? It's not like the Wal-mart brand?
Nurse: No
A: Okay, I'll go for the real stuff.
Nurse: I'll even give it to you in the can...
A: Okay
Nurse: Now put this under your tongue. Put this under your tongue a minute, honey. Open your mouth.
A: Ahhh!
M: Lift your tongue...
Nurse: Tongue out.
A: Ahhh! I can't open it. I can't do it.
M: Lift your tongue, lift it up.
A: (squeal) Ah! I can't.
Nurse: Okay, that's got it.
(all laughing)
A: Mommmyyy!
M: (laughing)
A: Don't keep laughing at me. Stop making me laugh. I gotta keep my temperature good. Are you recording this right now?
M: (laughing) Yes, I didn't get pictures though, just mostly it's gonna be sound.
A: Awesome.
M: I do have a picture of this thing sticking out of your mouth.
A: Is it sound recording right now?
M: I don't know. I'm hoping so.
A: I can do it.
M: What? Why wouldn't it be?
A: Wait, what are you doing?
M: With the camera.
A: Oh, but you don't want it blurry?
M: Huh?
A: But you don't want it blurry?
M: Your phone one only lasted like ten seconds, so I went to the camera.
A: Why isn't it in my face right now?
M: Honey, just relax.
A: Okay, I'm relaxed. I'm really relaxed.
Nurse: Okay, let's get you set up...
(break)
A: They thought I was in high school. Awesome guys.
M: College, college.
A: Mmm, this is good. Reach for refreshment. This thing, can you move this up?
M: No, I'm not touching anything. I'm not the...Look, your dripping. Stop.
A: You're allowed too, a little bit.
M: Honey, the nurse...
A: It kept slipping, I'm serious.
M: The nurse should be touching it.
A: That's fine. You're a nurse.
M: I'm not a nurse.
A: Mm, No you're not. Mmm...How come she's out right now?
M: How come who's out?
A: This lady across from me.
M: What do you mean?
A: Because isn't that the room that I was in before? That has just like...
M: What are you talking about?
A: I was in a room before I went out...and they told me that I was awake then.
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