Touchdown Jesus 911 Call - 14 June 2010

This is a copy of the 911 call pulled from the Dayton Daily News article about Touchdown Jesus burning down. I'm sorry, this is absolutely hysterical to me, especially the part where the dispatcher asks "Which hand is it?" LOL!

Sorry about the crappy looking credits, but I wanted to be the first to post this 911 call! Yay!

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[jarjr88]

Im sorry to say this isn't a sign from God. Its idiotsy of whoever built the statue, because they didn't put a pole to ground it.

[athaz697]

@jarjr88 Thank you!

[kthec76]

No one controls thunders but a true God, So if jesus was a son of a God, Would that be happeneing?

(Quran 9:30) AND THE JEWS say, "Ezra is God's son," while the Christians say, "The Christ is God's son." Such are the sayings which they utter with their mouths, following in spirit assertions made in earlier times by people who denied the truth! [44] [They deserve the imprecation:] "May God destroy them!" How perverted are their minds!

Notice how the building behind the statute was intact.

[athaz697]

@kthec76 He might... says something about false idols and graven images. And, for the record, the building behind it DID take some significant damage. The total was something like $700,000 worth.

[fazli361]

youtube.com/watch?v=dlFyWIsU04­M&feature=related lets change

[athaz697]

@fazli361 That's a powerful video! God is truly very great.

[faething]

I think that if Jesus could actually visit a modern day mega church, he would be utterly aghast. It's kind of the opposite of what he was trying to teach. Let's see... "Do we feed and clothe the poor, treat the sick, or build a church with a coffee shop inside and a $250,000 statue by a reflecting pool? Hmmm... WWJD?"

[ZahiraShah]

@RealityAgentTom Thank you for enlightening me. God bless you, too :)

[ZahiraShah]

Thank you for enlightening me. God bless.

[RealityAgentTom]

@ZahiraShah What a dumb response! You don't know anything about the Bible obviously!

[RealityAgentTom]

@faething  The only intelligent thing I've heard all day!

[l337pwnage]

Thor's Hammer strikes again.

[ZahiraShah]

Act of God or not. 10 Commandments: Thou shalt not take graven images of thy Lord. Thou shalt not covet, kill thy neighbors, Thy Lord God is One. Not three. Worship the Creator, not the Creations. We know Jesus prayed. So, if he was God, who did he pray to? To God, the Almighty, the Omnipotent. I invite you to Islam.

[ThePunkLei]

@Kodkody what are your talking about? The black cunt-like stone that you muslims are forced to worship and f kiss is a meteorite. Seems that you haven't been there yet, lol.

[art3toxic0]

*Lol* Pfft, its not funny....chhh....pffttt....Lol­, I swear to god I'm telling the truth...

Ps. This statue is terribly designed.

[Kodkody]

@ThePunkLei in the beginning .. islam prophet's like ibrahim pbuh was helping build churches.. islam was never like this.. it's the people that changed it.

[Kodkody]

@ThePunkLei you have wrong information... the kaaba isn't a moon rock.. it's the first house built by hand.. which was built by prophet ibrahim (pbuh).. go get your fact's right.. then you could talk.