What games do apes play? Real apes prefer playing with blondes

Do apes really like fps or puzzle games? No, animal testing reveals that big apes prefer playing with blondes. In the iPhone game Big Apes Love Blondes, you can become a truly great ape - http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/id418891744

Your objective is to catch runaway blondes and protect them from your enemies. If you lose 3 blondes, your mission is failed. Use both your brain and testosterone to defeat various enemies trying to steal your blondes.

Disclaimer: no brunettes were harmed in the making of this iPhone game.

Game rules:
- Catch runaway blondes with TWO fingers and drag them back to your nest (Yes, this game uses the multi-touch technology of iPhone).
- Protect blondes from your enemies by hitting the enemy with ONE finger.
- Keep as many blondes on screen as you can. If you lose 3 blondes, the game is over.
- Be aware of brunettes! If you catch a brunette, you lose 10 points.

Credits:
- iPhone game idea: PR2
- iPhone game development: Novocortex & ScienceSoft
- iPhone game graphics: Red Graphic
- Music: Mussorgsky

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• chimpansee
• monkey
• ape
• gorilla
• plays
• fps
• game
• puzzle
• games
• iPhone
• big apes love blondes
• demo
• funniest iphone apps
• funny iphone games

[Rihn000]

lol