Eve Online - jizz in my pod

lyrics:

Lock targets from across the grid
I might escape, if I increase my speed
Why the hell did I jump in low sec
Now all these guys are after my wreck
Warp is scrammed and seven beams hit
Soon I will need my first aid kit
Move in close as the lasers fly
You appear out of nowhere with a battle cry
A moment of silence cause the game is yours
The pirates are no match for your Thanatos
As they warp out to their safe place
You open up a convo and I see your face
And I

Jizz in my pod

Like an exotic dancer but a ton more class
I've never seen before such a sexy lass
You close one eye and send a witty nod
And now I

Jizz in my pod

You exit your ship while I search for my comb
In panic I accidentally the smartbomb
You scream as you teleport to your clone

And I will end up home alone...

I cannot believe that we got a date
Some things are better attributed to fate
starting up with a drink and your sexual drive
we end up in a station on Dodixie five
Reciting through your fetishes you do have plenty
I should have known better you were born Gallente
In the back of your Brutix you had built a meadow
and there your did the trick with the pulsating fedo
As I started unplugging my neural interface
you whisper that you wanna go beyond second base
And I

Jizzed in my pod

I haven't had sex since Red Moon Rising
what are you looking at, it's not surprising
your nerdy talk put me in this mode
and then I

Jizzed in my pod


To be fair I love your medium slots
They've gotten trhough my armor maintenance bots
You can stop now being so condenscending
unlike you I am not pretending

Last week - I was farming a mission
As I recall it was a level 2 mission
While I killed serpentis in my Caracal
I saw a tab flashing you appeared in local
and I

Jizzed in my pod

Warping to the gate from Ikuchi to Jita
This research agent is a serious P.I.T.A.
I see your face on the billboard screen
and I

Jizz in my pod

The next day I jumped into a clone and I
Jizz in my pod
I sold two batches of prometheum and I
Jizz in my pod

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[kakashimorph]

Lots of jizzing in this pod, I'm glad female jizzing is less messy... XD

[daubhill2]

@kakashimorph you sure? >:)

[Dreadnaught1985]

@daubhill2 well your mothers certainly leaves a mess... sorry just had to

[daubhill2]

@Dreadnaught1985 blocked from channel, GG

[frozencanadian]

lol so putting this over corp vent next roam

[CelticAmericanHonor]

epic win

[thc024]

@kakashimorph less..? lol ummmm ur wrong =]

[eveonline247]

My pod just got real messy, time to jump clone to a clean pod, wait.. wat.. how did an exotic dancer get in my other pod.. Time to shoot away.

[Bububaps]

@kakashimorph You haven't got a fucking clue lol

[kakashimorph]

@Bububaps

The song very specifically talks about a man who squirts in his pants. When women get excited during sex we do produce fluids, yes, but when we do actually have an orgasm we don't have a fountain of white sticky stuff exploding everywhere. So, female jizzing is less messy (my original statement).

[Bububaps]

@kakashimorph You have no case to rest lol. Most women can come, not all can squirt but they don't have to to produce fluids, even getting a girl wet produces a hell of a lot of fluids, I could go on, but I'm not going to educate you on very simple basics. I suggest you look it up though before you meet a girl because if she ain't producing fluids then she ain't having fun. If you can't even get a girl wet ur not even going to be having sex, & no way have you made one orgasm from ur statement

[kakashimorph]

@Bububaps

Seriously, people. You can't compare squirting sperm to female fluids. Granted, some women do something similar to ejaculation, but that doesn't happen every time or to every woman (plus, they are the minority). Anyway I rest my case. I have better things to do than troll feeding on youtube.

[Bububaps]

@kakashimorph Wow, you really better stop posting.

You're either a virgin or a very bad lover. You have no clue clearly. Best to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. In this case, we can change the word fool to virgin (or both).

Better check the rest of the replies to you also ;)

[kakashimorph]

@Bububaps

Nope... And the amount of female fluids is nothing compared to sperm. If you think that a woman's fluids are messier than a man's sperm... then you have a very messy woman indeed.