Sounders FC hosts the Portland Timbers on Saturday, May 14 bringing back a premier Pacific Northwest derby to a live national audience. First kick is 8 p.m. PT on ESPN2.
ttp://deadspin.com/5806938/portland-fans-are-too-hung-over-to-cheer-properly. ...Its cute you guys cant handle your booze and get all sick after you drink. Reminds me of my little sister... Oh wait you are my little sister. Trashy, slummy, whore of a little town portland.
Only ever saw the word in writing till I went to my first Sounders game. "Darby" like the name, not "Derby" like Kentucky Derby. Is there any grammatical US/UK rule that causes that?
@carella211 lol what? Of course we have new Customers everyone will have new customers from a higher league. The jump from USL to MLS has jumped our average up from 10k to 18k about 45% new if you look at average. Although we had 15k+ at our last 3 league matches. What was your jump again from USL to MLS like 4k to 32k? a jump of what 800%... Tell me who has the higher amount of noobs ;)
Where did I say anything about not having customers?
@Mq404 you had under 5k prior to 2009. under 8k in 2009, and avearaged BARELY 10 last year. so all in all, you've got 13k new CUSTOMERS. stop trying to pretend you're something you're not. you just look stupid because we all know the truth.
@Doxie79 so tell me you plastic piece of crap, where were the 15k people that are in your baseball stadium, before???????????? CUSTOMERS!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! You're so UNAUTHENTIC you make Spam look real!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
@Doxie79 Typical cinder, lying his butt off. Until 2008, you barely averaged a measly 5k. Which is not much more than our 3.5k. So get off your high horse newbie. And it wasn't until 2009, when SEATTLE came to town that you had your first sellout. And it wasn't until LAST YEAR, when everyone was hyped about MLS that you got into 5 figures. YOUR fans are PLASTIC!! Just riding the bandwagon. Typical customers!! AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM based on your complete lack of knowledge of your own team!
@carella211 Portland averaging twice as many fans throughout the "minor league" years, im sorry but thats just facts. Please look it up. With less than half the population mind you. Seattle averaged somewhere in the neighborhood of 3k attendance in the USL years. Portland averaged 6kish. Seattle ignored their team in droves until they got into the MLS. Some of your fans are real, but most of you are just customers who will flee after the first losing season.
Can't wait till july. Your turn timbers army.let's see what you got. SOUNDERS FC TILL I DIE
michelleAH96 8 months ago
ttp://deadspin.com/5806938/portland-fans-are-too-hung-over-to-cheer-properly. ...Its cute you guys cant handle your booze and get all sick after you drink. Reminds me of my little sister... Oh wait you are my little sister. Trashy, slummy, whore of a little town portland.
sasquatchquest 8 months ago
Only ever saw the word in writing till I went to my first Sounders game. "Darby" like the name, not "Derby" like Kentucky Derby. Is there any grammatical US/UK rule that causes that?
RollOnToVictory 9 months ago
@carella211 lol what? Of course we have new Customers everyone will have new customers from a higher league. The jump from USL to MLS has jumped our average up from 10k to 18k about 45% new if you look at average. Although we had 15k+ at our last 3 league matches. What was your jump again from USL to MLS like 4k to 32k? a jump of what 800%... Tell me who has the higher amount of noobs ;)
Where did I say anything about not having customers?
Mq404 9 months ago
@Mq404 you had under 5k prior to 2009. under 8k in 2009, and avearaged BARELY 10 last year. so all in all, you've got 13k new CUSTOMERS. stop trying to pretend you're something you're not. you just look stupid because we all know the truth.
carella211 9 months ago
@JailBlazersNoMore WE call it Royal Brougham Pitch, after a local sportscaster, which if you do the research, is a very cool story.
carella211 9 months ago
@Doxie79 so tell me you plastic piece of crap, where were the 15k people that are in your baseball stadium, before???????????? CUSTOMERS!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! You're so UNAUTHENTIC you make Spam look real!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
carella211 9 months ago
@Doxie79 Typical cinder, lying his butt off. Until 2008, you barely averaged a measly 5k. Which is not much more than our 3.5k. So get off your high horse newbie. And it wasn't until 2009, when SEATTLE came to town that you had your first sellout. And it wasn't until LAST YEAR, when everyone was hyped about MLS that you got into 5 figures. YOUR fans are PLASTIC!! Just riding the bandwagon. Typical customers!! AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM based on your complete lack of knowledge of your own team!
carella211 9 months ago
@carella211 Portland averaging twice as many fans throughout the "minor league" years, im sorry but thats just facts. Please look it up. With less than half the population mind you. Seattle averaged somewhere in the neighborhood of 3k attendance in the USL years. Portland averaged 6kish. Seattle ignored their team in droves until they got into the MLS. Some of your fans are real, but most of you are just customers who will flee after the first losing season.
Doxie79 9 months ago
@vfxray Your field is called the 'xbox pitch'. Thats stupid.
JailBlazersNoMore 9 months ago