Narnia Rap

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LYRICS:

Yo, I'm the Professor, I'm from West Side,
I've rolled with kids all of my life,
Then the Government press down on my pride,
Suddenly I see a turning tide.

Oh hello kids, I'm Mr. Tumnus,
Some may call me a crazy nutcase,
You may have seen me in Narnia,
I have sweets, kids, come into my car!

I sometimes watch them through my peephole,
Occasionally take them home for tea,
All of a sudden the public assume
That there is something wrong with me!

4 new kids come stay at my crib,
Read his lips he don't tell no fib,
One of 'ems crazy, her name was Lucy,
Shut the fuck up, she's a real beauty!

CHORUS:
Professor and Tumnus coming down,
Coming down to pound your ass to the ground.
I appear outside in mah brand new ride
With a click of my fingers there's a chick by my side.

I'm only joking, this guy ain't mah hoe.
If you wanna keep up stop moving so slow.
Go to your wardrobe, it's not too far,
Inside you may find NARNIA!

N-A-R-N-I-A, NARNIA! (x2)

I was chilling one day making ginger beer
When a kid came along and called me queer.
I told him off and spanked him good
Then he told on me, like he said he would!

Why do you criticise our favourite pasttime?
That's just how we roll but that's fine.
We don't do harm most of the time
Got mah diet coke, SO SUBSCRIBE!

We have to go now, we're psycho prey.
We'll finish this goddamn rap another day.
I'LL GET YOU ALL! ALL YOU MEATS!
Until then mah homees, chill out and peace!

CHORUS:
Professor and Tumnus coming down,
Coming down to pound your ass to the ground.
I appear outside in mah brand new ride
With a click of my fingers there's a chick by my side.

I'm only joking, this guy ain't mah hoe.
If you wanna keep up stop moving so slow.
Go to your wardrobe, it's not too far,
Inside you may find NARNIA!

N-A-R-N-I-A, NARNIA! (x2)


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Sorry for the sound quality, this is our first rap attempt. Beat made on Music 2000 by Chris (with inputs by Corin).

As the psycho would say...

"SO SUBSCRIBE!"

-Chris and Corin

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Narnia
• Rap
• baz
• bignzanyproductions

[Sam1Was]

WOW...Rappers...!!! N.A.R.N.I.A Part was totally the best...!!!!!!!!.....Are u guys brothers or friends...???? cause amazing chemistry between both of u...:)

[BIGnZANYproductions]

@Sam1Was Haha thanks, nah we're friends :) be sure to check out some of our other videos if you enjoyed this one :) we're on Facebook too, link is in the description, it'll just give you details on upcoming videos and what not. Not to try and whore your support, but subscribing would be great too ;) thanks a lot chum :D

[shadyd234]

wow weird but at least you have a ps3 which u shud take better care of

[BIGnZANYproductions]

What do you mean? It's not like it's knocked at any point in the movie. It's purely on the floor because we rearranged the room to make the video

[simonfeakes]

ILL GET YOU ALL! ALL YOU MEATS!

[BlindMonk93]

i have to say that was SWEEEEEEEEEEET

[HeiwaNoNinja]

maybe you should first tidy up the rooms?:D

[Sam1Was]

@BIGnZANYproductions I saw some of you're vids....!!! Were awesome and ofcourse HILARIOUS....!!! Going to subscribe....:)...!!!

[sarahLcthatsme]

well this , was halarious

[Popcorncernal]

HAHA!!!! How long did it take you guys to come up with this

[AimeezMusic]

wtf is this.... o.0