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Published on Mar 10, 2012

Top Reasons I can't date you (Male perspective)

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No Jugamos Juegos. Throw me the alley.

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  • Heidi Hansen

    Guys: I don't want to sound shallow, but I can't date you if your man boobs are bigger than mine. I can't date you if you don't have goals or ambitions. I can't date you if you are not willing to take care of yourself (body and mind,) why would I want a guy who is going to have a heart attack and die at 40, presuming I marry him and I never date guys who I would never marry, provided I fall in love with them. I can't date you if you are a jerk.

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  • cwalke3408

    "6 inches taller and can dunk" What about Candace Parker.

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  • Nick DeSimone

    i cant date you if your moving across the country in a month....just no.

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  • LukeStarSmasher

    I agree all the way.

    (smoking is one of the WORST thing in my book)

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  • LukeStarSmasher

    Wow it sad that those standard are considered high that should be the general standard for everyone.

    (Its not shallow it actually give me respect for you and I dont even know you)

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  • rivkahjoyful

    I agreed with like, every one that could aply to girls too.

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  • Vsauce112

    I am a dude and I think I am perfect.. No homo , I m 12

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  • RarelyEvenn

    Does anyone else say "No Jugamos Juegos, throw me the alley." With him?

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  • SuperCowboy500

    I love doritos and tacos...but when they made the doritos locos taco i almost exploded

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  • aja baitey

    I'd be qualified if I was older I'm like a good 11 yeas younger than you! Ur old man!

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  • popstarprincess123

    Me 2

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