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Uploaded by on Dec 28, 2011

In which John witnesses his parents' goats having sex, including all of the weird foreplay that precedes goat sex, like the part where the male goat urinates on his own beard and then rubs it all over the female goat, and then the part where the goat humps in all the wrong places. Basically, it's a Thoughts from Places video about walking around the woods in North Carolina, only I stumbled into...yeah...goats loving goats.

Our mom has a little soap left after the holiday sales... and it's DFTBA Soap! it will probably sell out soon. If you'd like some, check out http://farmerjanesoap.bigcartel.com/

There are some new tickets to the Boston Tour de Nerdfighting event and the venue has changed. More info here: http://www.wellesley.indiebound.com/event/john-green You can find out about tickets for other Tour de Nerdfighting stops at http://dft.ba/-tourdenerdfighting2012

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  • Am I the only one that finds it funny that if, God forbid, John had died crossing that bridge "Come on, big money, no whammies" would have been his last words?

  • You said dirt but you really meant soil.

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  • I'm at that weird part of Youtube again...oh wait, its just VlogBrothers.

  • Goat milk soap? TFIOS?

  • WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA FTW. That is no doubt one of the most gorgeous places in the world, just saying.

  • I am not lost, I am just a gander at Nature's beauty.

  • JOHN: Wait are those his... OH MY GOD.

    Perfect just Perfect.

  • In moments like this I feel like I'm really lucky. I mean, how many people have listened to their favorite author describing goat sex?

  • It makes me inexplicably happy that your parents live near Asheville, because that means you probably know that my hometown of Morganton exists.

  • I was playing my liked videos in the background, and I just heard this creepy breathing...

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