BOOBS and Nostalgia Critic (1)

Interesing actually: Why do guys like boobs?

I think that answer also have to do with, since girls do not want to get their boobs flapping around when they run, walk og jump, they hold them up with bras. Therefore covering them. You never see a guy cover their nipples.... so therefore are they automaticly interesting, and get people's attention when revealed.
Second, because they are a part of the female body, therefore it is an attraction to men, vice versa.
Third, because they are soft? And people like soft things? Or because men cannot feel boobs whenever they want, as it is a rarety they then enjoy when they apparently occour, compared to women.
Fourth, because also women are making their boobs sexual attractive in the act of flirting "I got something femalish that you don't, therefore you like them."
Fifth, because nearly every newborn baby are getting breatfeeded, it is scientific proven that people get a sense of security with breasts, like they did as a baby feeling secure in their moms arms.
Sixth, because it is an easy subject to bring up as dudes, and will get you more into the group :P , even though in the end, it doesn't matter what boobs a girl got.... or what?! I was born by caesarean, and did not recieve breastfeeding, maybe that is why.... however, I can then as a neutral keep a distance.

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Comedy

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• boobs
• nostalgia
• critic

[Datleco]

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