My good friend Kristina recently passed me in subscribers. Naturally, I had to respond. I was brainstorming how to look badass, and I somehow decided on the "Baby One More Time" outfit, and something Madonna-ish, circa "Lucky Star." Um. Oh, yeah-- we're not really fighting, and you should absolutely subscribe to her because she's wonderful.
http://www.youtube.com/italktosnakes
Hey, italktosnakes
Whats up? You wanna fight?
I was checkin my sub count earlier
And saw somethin thats just not right
Our collaborations are a huge sensation
(And as a citation, were planning domination)
Love you to death, but I have to say
You dominating me is never okay
(That's why they call me)
Hayley G
H-O-O-V-E-R
You ready for me to take over your screen?
All the hos drop by
And they dont ask why
My videos is fly
They just respect what they seein
I see youre lookin scared
I would, too, if I were you
I joined YouTube first, you know
And on my turf, theres no room
So back it up, baby, run along home
Like a sickly raccoon, my mouths full of foam
Im ready to scratch, Im ready to pounce
You weigh like an ounce and people never denounce
(Your homegirl)
Hayley G
H-O-O-V-E-R
You ready for me to take over your screen?
All the hos drop by
And they dont ask why
My videos is fly
They just respect what they seein
You think you have a chance, girl?
When I let my battle stance unfurl
Youll wet your purple pants, love
As soon as I start to dance.
You had enough?
Hayley G
H-O-O-V-E-R
You ready for me to take over your screen?
All the hos drop by
And they dont ask why
My videos is fly
They just respect what they seein
(She's your homegirl)
Hayley G
H-O-O-V-E-R
You ready for me to take over your screen?
My videos kick ass
And my scream breaks glass
So don't even ask
Or I'll make this a scene
I went to school singing this because it stayed in my head, and in my second class, while singing it, a girl who I know pretty well just says "Hey isn't that by hayleyghoover?" I made a new friend at school today because of my favourite youtuber. MLIA
shesanindiecindy 1 year ago 152
@shesanindiecindy !!! That made my day. :)
hayleyghoover 1 year ago 88