The Shrimp Crimp and The Shrimp Song

Lyrics:

The Shrimp Song:

Shrimps were everything I wanted
They were everything a meal can be
Then they left me broken hearted
Imposed a battle with my bowels you see

All I wanted was a shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp

Went to the mongers
Requested a portion of shrimp
He threw it right at me
And I never really stopped to think
Exactly why
I was bushwacked by this guy
Left the mongers
With a rather generous portion of shrimp

The Shrimp Crimp:

Put it in my handbag
Took it to the cooker
Put it in my handbag
Took it to the cooker
Popped it in a saucepan
Fried it up a little bit
Popped it in a saucepan
Fried it up some more

Sizzle sizzle saucepan
Sizzle sizzle pom

Down the oesophagus into the stomach
Large intestine, small intestine
Slide it down and poo it out

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Shrimp
• Song
• Crimp
• Treadmill
• Plain
• White
• T's
• Mighty
• Boosh
• Dana
• Sadie

[SAJWProductions]

I want a minute of my life back.

[agentadvocate]

I'm super excited you worked the word "bushwacked" into a crimp. That is some random crustacean-related crimping.

[elliefishable]

I'm almost ashamed of you.



[EyalSpirit]

evil people, poor animal

[jamesdagmond]

LMAO You Brits are a RIOT!

[D3vilsDawn]

Make some more :D

[safaros29]

OMG SO CUTEEE =D <3 <3 <3

[RouteZeroDesign]

: l so very random....... awesome stuff!

[imtal33t]

O_________________O wtf

[SPAF1]

You two are such freaks :)

I still think you should have sung it in English xP